KATIE HOLMES - taped a guest appearance on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday, and yes she will be dancing. In fact a source said: “She is killing it. She looks incredible. Everyone is absolutely floored by how talented she is.” Then the source was asked his name, and he said, “Tom, wait, um, yes, T-Tom … Cru … Crew … Sing … Ton … Berg. Tom Crusingtonberg. Yes, yes that will do.” (source = us)
WILL SMITH - and his wife Jada often sneak off during parties or pull over on the side of the road to have sex. Well big deal so do I. Wait. Oh they probably mean with a partner. Never mind. I’m so lonely! (source - imdb)
MEGAN FOX - was photographed topless on the set of Jennifers Body in May of last year, so I have no idea why the always great Daily News is making a big deal out of that today, but as it turns out I also don’t care. Look, tits! (source = new york daily news)
I promise not to say anything negative about her again if we never get another Twilight post!
“In fact a source said: ‘She is killing it. She looks incredible. Everyone is absolutely floored by how talented she is.’”
Given Tom’s preference for men and his own dancing “talent”, I believe he already has two key qualifications to be a panel judge for the show…
Um, where’s the nipples? She is sans nipples.
I would wear her ass like a sombrero.
I wonder if Will Smith ejaculates prematurely does he say, “Aw, Hell Nah!”
Rokan…is that your “O” face in honor of the pics?
Rokan, funny…I’d wear it like a scuba mask.
DB…google chausette and pair it with Texas…just sayin’
I’ve seen Katie Holmes in a live Broadway play…she neither “looks incredible” or remotely talented. I’ve seen better performances from my morning beer shits.
(P) rick, I’m giving my Wookie yell.
Hey, is anyone else having error message come up? I keep having IE shut the durden site down on me on two computers.
Is this just more fucking discrimination? I suppose you don’t let droids in here either?
Fuck.
It’s DTF? Hell, fooled me.
And I can’t even fucking read what he called me, (P), ‘cuz this motherfuckin’ browser keeps giving me an “Operation Aborted”.
Motherfuck…
I’d hit that so hard i’d turn her “brown eye blue”!
Rokan…the “Bruno” ads were giving diane fits with IE earlier…or that might have stemmed from looking at that mouth-breather from the previous post…
i had the same problem, it’s the fucking bruno ads. gave me a good excuse to make my IT guy put Firefox with APB on here finally. no problems since.
fuck IE and Microsoft in their giant conglomerate asses.
“‘cuz this motherfuckin’ browser keeps giving me an “Operation Aborted”.”
Don’t let the pro-life movement hear about it…they’ll be protesting at Microsoft about it…
switch to firefox
my IE quit on me to.
I’d like to blow them lab’s like a whoopie cushion
Sock,
I am having the same problem. I can get the site to stay up about one out of every ten times I try. WTF?
Where’s Tony, or someone with some tech knowledge throw some advice out there, please?
“I can get the site to stay up about one out of every ten times I try.”
IE’s performance > (P)Rick’s performance :(
I’m about to abort this fucking laptop via this fucking office window beside me.
How the fuck can I be productive if it keeps aborting my fucking operation?
I need some SunChips…