07.17.2009 Eva Mendes is sort of attractive

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Eva Mendes is on vacation in Italy this week, and she looks even hotter now than she did when we made our sex tape. And she looked amazing in our sex tape.  When it came out, the Hollywood Reporter said, “Mendes is a stunner, breathtaking from start to finish … Brendon stumbles at first but displays noticeably increased confidence by the end … overall, a sexy romp that’s sure to delight and entertain. 4.5 stars”

(7 more pics here. hq jump here)


(56) Comments

  1. RedRage 07/17/2009 15:45

    Very nice! she doesn’t eat these but Kelly Clarkson does.

    http://tinyurl.com/lnr7xr

  2. Tripod 07/17/2009 15:48

    I contribute to my community I volunteer to suck on those and then later i will spew all over them.

  3. Mac-Daddy 07/17/2009 15:54

    Ok I tried to comment earlier, and may have even been #1…but my penis kept getting in the way!!!

  4. SCUM 07/17/2009 15:56

    Now we are talking.

  5. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/17/2009 15:56

    No lies…I would fuck this chick mercilessly. Tonight when I am having sex with my girlfriend I am going to pretend she is Eva Mendes and shatter her pelvis.

  6. Mac-Daddy 07/17/2009 16:03

    HOT as all hell!!

  7. SsnakeOil 07/17/2009 16:03

    I thought she was one of those skinny supermodels.

    She’s much…. curvier than I expected. Yum.

  8. CodPiece 07/17/2009 16:07

    She’s a little too hispanic for me

  9. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/17/2009 16:08

    Cod - She probably tastes like a papaya!

  10. SCUM 07/17/2009 16:10

    “She’s a little to hispanic for me” I heard Rosanne Barr is single.

  11. SuperB 07/17/2009 16:12

    She looks awesome,

    Snake, it turned out great.

  12. Kurt Rambis 07/17/2009 16:13

    did she gain a little weight?

  13. pepper 07/17/2009 16:14

    I thought she only likes tacos?

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/17/2009 16:15

    what the fuck is going on here? Did NPD declare it as bikini week? every chick posted this week has been in a bikini except for mischa barton, madonna’s fug ass, and emma watson, but ZERO tits?

  15. Kurt Rambis 07/17/2009 16:18

    am I the only guy here who prefers thin girls (with a nice ass)?

  16. pepper 07/17/2009 16:21

    I just want ass or toe

  17. SsnakeOil 07/17/2009 16:26

    Sup, what was the big surprise?

  18. SuperB 07/17/2009 16:30

    ha ha…he pinstriped it…looks pretty good, no mexican craziness or anything, I couldnt decide on plain black or black with racing stripes….I went for plain black, but he did one single red side stripe….looks freaking good.

  19. SsnakeOil 07/17/2009 16:33

    Don’t hurt yourself, now, B. ::winks:

  20. The Fried Man 07/17/2009 16:34

    Perfection…if her tits were a cup size bigger.

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