07.13.2009 Morning headlines

BRUNO - as expected won the box office this weekend, pulling in $30.4m in it’s debut. That’s way less than the 50m some Hollywood insiders were suggesting on Friday, but keep in mind, no one in Hollywood has any idea what the fuck they’re talking about. (variety)

MICHAEL JACKSON - as far back as 1993 Jackson was having doctors issue prescriptions in other people names to score pain killers for him. In a related story, I had to go to 2 different doctors to get 2 percent hydrocortisone cream after stepping in poison oak. You rich people can suck my dick. (source = tmz)

UFC - picked a new ring girl this weekend as part of UFC 100. Her name is Natasha, and she’s adorable but not as hot as Arianny Celeste. Actually, who cares, LOOK AT DAN HENDERSON! 4 seconds after the great Joe Rogan says if Michael Bisping keeps drifting left he’s gonna get annihilated, Michael Bisping drifts left and gets annihilated. If Henderson hit him any harder, Bisping would have just burst into flames. (source = splash news online)


(96) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 12:41

    Brock Lesner is the mother fuckin man.

  2. CB007 07/13/2009 12:43

    Brock Lesner is crazy ;)

  3. Observer 07/13/2009 12:46

    I love Joe Rogan….

    …he makes Dane cook seem funny….

  4. Mac-Daddy 07/13/2009 12:50

    I like how the girls are now taking numbers to line up and let me fuck them. That is so considerate!

  5. Observer 07/13/2009 12:51

    from a personal philosophy perspective…..

    I’ve always believed that this country could benefit from having more chicks stretch their arms high above their heads…..

    …and the naked-er the better…..

  6. Mac-Daddy 07/13/2009 12:53

    This girl resembles Annalynn McCord!

    Yumb!

  7. pump 07/13/2009 12:57

    Hello everyone. Just something totally NSFW to look at, before I go back to work.
    http://www.celeb-porn.info/marisa-miller-nude-01.jpg
    I want do die in her arms.

  8. Zombie 07/13/2009 12:58

    Zombie…. much as I hate you….you are a detective extraordinaire……. I continually bow to your Latina insights…. However….CB007 posted all those sexy user Avatars…..how could “she” be 55??

    Good point Observer. I hadn’t considered how entirely impossible it would be for someone to upload avatars that were photos of someone else other than themselves. Carry on.

  9. Observer 07/13/2009 12:58

    Anyone going on vacation next week??

    http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/hitler-on-the-beach.jpg

  10. CB007 07/13/2009 13:00

    I AM going on vacation next week, for my birthday! Yikes…

  11. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 13:00

    I’m going to Saturn’s rings.

  12. Observer 07/13/2009 13:01

    Zombie….

    …yes indeed……

    …if we can’t depend on the integrity of the internet…..than all social discourse is imperiled…

  13. CB007 07/13/2009 13:02

    Would it make any difference if I really was 55 and those were pictures of my daughter?

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/13/2009 13:03

    sigh…this post made my balls itch.

  15. Observer 07/13/2009 13:04

    CB007….

    …it would make a difference only to your daughter and my dick….

  16. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 13:05

    Mind if I do a J?

  17. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 13:07

    Btw, in 49 hours the NHL will announce who will be competing against the Bruins in Fenway Park on January 1st for the Winter Classic Game. It’s either gonna be the Flyers or the Capitals. It fuckin better be the Flyers.

  18. CodPiece 07/13/2009 13:08

    DB: I hope its the Coyotes.

  19. Observer 07/13/2009 13:09

    The Bruins are going to play in Fenway Park??

    What the Fuck….

    I was just there last week……some nice tits can be found in the Corporate Boxes….

  20. DB's Treasure 07/13/2009 13:11

    Obs, the Winter Classic Game is played outside every year on Jan 1st. It was in Chicago’s Wrigley’s Stadium last year.

    Cod, that would never make money, haha.

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