07.28.2009 Oh, the excitement

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Stacy Keibler hosted a party at the MGMs Wet Republic pool this weekend, and this chick really messed up by not getting implants. No one likes flat chested girls. Even girls with D’s should get implants, because fake breasts are usually way better than real ones. Implants can be perfect. Natural things suck. Crocodiles, hurricanes, poison ivy, asteroids, B cups. Nothing good ever comes from nature, and girls like Stacy Keibler need to step up.

Challenging Stacy for the weekends most boring Las Vegas pool pictures was Melissa Rycroft, who was down the street hosting a party at The Palazzo. You may be tempted to skip those, but keep in mind that she poses the exact same way in all of them. You’ll be kicking yourself if you miss that.

(3 more pics of Stacy here. hq jump here)


(105) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 07/28/2009 17:34

    Fapped!!!!!!!

    First good post of the day

  2. Rokan 07/28/2009 17:34

    Damnit Mac-Daddy!!

  3. snatch 07/28/2009 17:36

    Is not knowing who the hell most if these people are one of the first signs that I’m getting old?

  4. Rokan 07/28/2009 17:37

    Its not you Snatch. These chicks were born in 1990.

    I would like to check them for worms. Something has to get this smell off of my finger.

  5. Death to Finkle! 07/28/2009 17:38

    Was curious as to why Sam Ronson’s hat hasn’t posted in a while…

  6. SCUM 07/28/2009 17:38

    I would eat Keiblers keister.

  7. Woodsman 07/28/2009 17:39

    It’s the third sign. The first is memory loss and the second is … uh … maybe there’s only two.

  8. pepper 07/28/2009 17:40

    nothing toe see again!

  9. snatch 07/28/2009 17:41

    the brunette has a flattened horse face and slip and slide teeth

  10. Zombie 07/28/2009 17:42

    Oh don’t get discouraged Pepper… surely your son is jerking off somewhere in the house.

  11. Rokan 07/28/2009 17:43

    Brend8n has a point about her tits. I am not a big implant fan, but those are teeny.

    I don’t see how she can successfully break into the porn industry in a few years without a sizable investment.

    Look at Katie Morgan, and she’s a genius.

  12. SCUM 07/28/2009 17:43

    Zombie, is that where Db is hiding?

  13. pepper 07/28/2009 17:43

    Zombie, don’t you?
    I know I do!

  14. Rokan 07/28/2009 17:45

    Pepper,

    Zombie does not jerk off. And he certainly doesn’t think about DB when he does. We settled all that this morning.

    Can you please pay attention!

  15. Watt(Power) 07/28/2009 17:45

    I have a few katie morgan pre implant scenes

  16. pepper 07/28/2009 17:48

    I gues that’s why Zombie lives with his mother. She does it for him..

  17. Zombie 07/28/2009 17:54

    When you can’t think of anything funny or remotely intelligent to say, there’s always mom jokes.

  18. SCUM 07/28/2009 17:59

    Pepper is just angry because he doesn’t have a father…………………..Just five suspects.

  19. SCUM 07/28/2009 18:06

    The Hogans have settled their divorce. How many posts will we get on that tomorrow?

  20. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/28/2009 18:10

    WOULD FUCKING SMASH

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