Everyone agrees that kids are a pox upon this world who ruin everything, but sometimes big Hollywood stars are immune because they have unlimited money to spend on plastic surgeons and an army of nannies. Before long the memory of the “incident” has quickly faded, and those kids running around the house call the nanny mom and their mom Nicole or Ms. Kidman.
Unfortunately Naomi Watts, seen here on vacation in Italy today with her two kids and fiancee Liev Schreiber, didn’t seem to know all that, and the hot little slut who lesbianed her way into our hearts in “Mulholland Drive” (NSFW screencaps) is just some kids mom now. The only way these could be any more boring is if I replaced random pictures with headlines about housing starts spurring third quarter growth.
(4 more here, not that anyone would want that. HQ jump here. source = splash news)
Well, not what we were all thinking when we said “TITS!” but it’s a step in the right direction.
What tits?
…um, except that fine collection of NSFW lesbo photos.
::Caesar gives thumb up::
Z, it starts at 2…Did your private jet drop you at Huff :)
I have to work till 1 and I am just sitting here watching the damn minutes tick by till I can head out!
“The only way these could be any more boring is if I replaced random pictures with headlines about housing starts spurring third quarter growth.”
Honestly, why did you post them then?
These pictures would look better if they were nudes taken through a hotel peephole…..
…what is wrong with you lazy paparazzi?
The kid’s toe is almost in her toe….
Naomi Watts make The Ring around my King Kong sized cock bulge thicker than 21 Grams of coke packed in a Timepiece.
She has kid’s so that means she fucks. Her kid’s are young so her tit’s are full of milk. I would hit it like a kid playing T-Ball, uncoordinated and over and over til I get it right.
“I would hit it like a kid playing T-Ball, uncoordinated and over and over til I get it right.”
That’s gold right there.
Meh - once a woman squeezes out a couple of kids she ceases to be a sex symbol. Unless that woman is Angelina Jolie, in which case she ceases to be a sex symbol after squeezing out 3 and buying another couple. Naomi Watts is no exception to the rule.
Have fun finding the sides, boys!
Yes the private Z Jet dropped me off and I forgot to wind my watch back an hour. Dammit, I’ve still got some time to kill. Come scoop me up in the freshly-painted Stang?
just saw her in the international- no tits
Lo - Her vag doesn’t concern me…that cottage cheese stomach she has is a bit off putting.
“STANG”- what are you in 5th grade?
good………..GOD!!!!!!
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“Lo - Her vag doesn’t concern me…that cottage cheese stomach she has is a bit off putting.”
JCVD, given the typical diet today, I believe we could all add a little more dairy…
No Ballsy, if I was in 5th grade I’d have a “The Ugly Truth” logo as my avatar.
“STANG”- what are you in 5th grade?
if he works hard at summer school
oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God
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