08.06.2009 Being Cindy Crawford looks fun

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So, um, I actually uploaded these pictures of Cindy Crawford in St. Tropez like 4 hours ago. And I thought I published them then. But I didn’t. Yaay! I hope this won’t sound like bragging, but I might be a genius. In fact several top scientists have asked me to wear a football helmet at all times so I don’t damage my precious, precious brain.

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(22) Comments

  1. SuperB 08/06/2009 15:48

    Still hot…want to touch the hiney

  2. Zombie 08/06/2009 15:49

    Being Banging Cindy Crawford looks is fun

    FIXED!

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 08/06/2009 15:50

    “Being Cindy Crawford looks fun”

    Being *in* Cindy Crawford looks fun, too…

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 08/06/2009 15:50

    Zombie…some thoughts are truly universal…

  5. Death to Finkle! 08/06/2009 15:51

    I expected MJ’s torched head, Sup. This is better.

    Still needs to take a quarter downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off the side of her face, though.

  6. SuperB 08/06/2009 15:52

    She got it removed, Finks…which I was kinda shocked, cause it was her trademark

  7. Watt(Power) 08/06/2009 15:55

    She ages well

  8. leftnutofjesus 08/06/2009 15:55

    a few more of these fucking “fine ho at the beach” presentations and i’m gonna let my dick run wild.

    let it tear up a bitch’s landscaping, eat all her spinach dip, and turn her pussy into a bowling lane.

  9. Chaz McGamer 08/06/2009 15:55

    I knocked one out while watching a VHS copy of Fair Game. I can remember it like it was fourteen years ago.

  10. leftnutofjesus 08/06/2009 15:57

    chaz,
    when alec baldwin fucked it on a train?

    that movie can claim at least 2 of the hundreds of cumshots i threw on my parents’ furniture.

  11. Chaz McGamer 08/06/2009 16:08

    Left, yes sir. Same here. $9.97 on Amazon, I may have to take a trip down memory lane.

  12. The Fried Man 08/06/2009 16:09

    Cindy Crawford…ejaculating males since 1986.

  13. Mac-Daddy 08/06/2009 16:11

    in the “List of girls I want to nail” Cindy is right in there in the top 5, just above SupB

  14. Woodsman 08/06/2009 16:12

    She should be an inspiration to all potential MILFs

  15. The Fried Man 08/06/2009 16:13

    Cindy Crawford may not be top 5, but she’s been top 15 for the longest time. She’s like the Sergio Garcia of hot chicks I want to bang.

  16. pepper 08/06/2009 16:14

    Not a fan of Cindy Crawford…a little too manly for me
    …however, have you seen her son. the one with long blond hair?
    He looks more like a girl then Cindy does…

  17. Woodsman 08/06/2009 16:15

    New post spunk suckers

  18. The Fried Man 08/06/2009 16:16

    Pepper, if Cindy Crawford is too “manly” for you, you’re basically a pedophile because the only thing you could find yourself attracted to is children.

  19. pepper 08/06/2009 16:17

    …and The Fried Man takes the bait…..

  20. The Fried Man 08/06/2009 16:26

    Sorry, I was masturbating to these pictures when I typed that…I wasn’t thinking clearly.

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