Britney looks hot, part 2

Actually when I worked at the Ritz Carlton I started out as a porter. Which is to say, bellman. It was a dumb job but it was real easy to make 150 a day. And of course my naturally sunny disposition and indomitable “can-do” spirit made me an ideal choice to work with the public, spreading joy and happiness to all. One time the elevators were real slow, and some dude yelled at me to do something about it. He must have thought that I could be an elevator if I felt like it, but I didn’t actually give a fuck if he had to wait for the elevators, and so that’s what I told him. He went and cried to the general manager but I just batted my big blue eyes at her and said that dude was crazy. Then I sent a prostitute to his room and called the cops.

Anyway, here’s 84, yes, 84, more pictures of Britney poolside at the Ritz Carlton. This time in a blue bikini. 84 may seem like a lot but you’ll want to see them all or else you may miss things like Britney making this face for some inexplicable reason. And then there’s whatever the hell this might be. Or this Asian chick with huge tits. I know what you’re thinking: “But did the photo agency supply a close up of Britneys crotch so we can inspect her pubic stubble?” I don’t want to ruin the suspense, but might I suggest picture 65 (-wink-).

(hq jump here. 70 more here. source = splash and fame)