Actually when I worked at the Ritz Carlton I started out as a porter. Which is to say, bellman. It was a dumb job but it was real easy to make 150 a day. And of course my naturally sunny disposition and indomitable “can-do” spirit made me an ideal choice to work with the public, spreading joy and happiness to all. One time the elevators were real slow, and some dude yelled at me to do something about it. He must have thought that I could be an elevator if I felt like it, but I didn’t actually give a fuck if he had to wait for the elevators, and so that’s what I told him. He went and cried to the general manager but I just batted my big blue eyes at her and said that dude was crazy. Then I sent a prostitute to his room and called the cops.
Anyway, here’s 84, yes, 84, more pictures of Britney poolside at the Ritz Carlton. This time in a blue bikini. 84 may seem like a lot but you’ll want to see them all or else you may miss things like Britney making this face for some inexplicable reason. And then there’s whatever the hell this might be. Or this Asian chick with huge tits. I know what you’re thinking: “But did the photo agency supply a close up of Britneys crotch so we can inspect her pubic stubble?” I don’t want to ruin the suspense, but might I suggest picture 65 (-wink-).
(hq jump here. 70 more here. source = splash and fame)
Hot … compared to what?
Damn, I’m the only one here and the site is still slow to load
she is so pretty, love her very much. it’s said she has nice profile on
___m i l l i o n a i r e c h a t s .c o m_____is a private exclusive dating club to meet millionaires, rich and beautiful men and women worldwide. hope you can find you perfect match.
Fucking spammers!
Morning, Rem.
Mmm… I’ll bet her breath smells like strawberry cigarettes and onion rings.
Wow, Brend0n, must have had a few extra cups of espresso after dinner.
Morning, gents.
Hey Roke.
Personally I am going to head straight onover to that site and bag me a rich, beautiful woman…
Ssnake,
You normally don’t see posts come up on Sunday at Midnight.
That being said, I thought Brend8n was pretty funny in these.
He was up sunday at midnight. He was probably high, and anyone can be funny sometimes when they’re high.
Even if its just because they pissed their pants
Rem, good luck with that — keep us posted.
Rokan, I agree. I enjoyed the writing and it seemed like the old style again.
Bren, you blew your wad again. Guess that’s what I get for going to bed at 6:30pm last night….
Agreed, the writing is better, he even ties it loosely into the Durden character properly.
That’s not really hot.
That’s your garden variety total airhead with an average face and the best body money can buy.
From an evolutionary standpoint a well sculpted body is supposed to signal health and fecundity. In this case it is signals the poor judgment of the adolescents and pederasts of 1990s america.
Little wonder Saddam attacked us.
Are you saying you never jacked off to the video of hit me baby one more time, Dr. Gonzo??
Can someone give her Ritalin?
The bitch can’t standstill!
Dr, Gonzo, you should offer her your services…..
I did check out pic 65. Nasty stubble issues. I would not put my face in that.
I don’t appreciate you going to bed so early last night, Diane. All day long I had been eagerly awaiting nightfall so I could sneak up to your window undetected and watch you undress through the blinds, but no, instead I sat alone perched in the bushes until midnight scoping for a bedroom light to brighten that never did.
*plays lonely man theme for z*
Zombie,
Is that a young Orlando Bloom in your AVI?