Katy Perry did her best to look hot this weekend in Miami on her way to the Katy Perry Pool Party (i have no idea). So she wore a nice little pink bikini. Then of course she ruined everything, as is her habit, by putting some aquamarine wrap thing over it (this), like a less-fuckable Statue of Liberty.
Not that it really mattered. Even in the bikini, she’s hot, but in a very boring and antiseptic way. She’s hot like the fighting Notre Dame guy is Irish, or Grandparents Day is a holiday. Sorta but not really.
(42 more pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)
Slow news day for celebrity.grrrrrr..
God,I wanna fucking shove my heels up her ass so bad!.Why is she even here.
This sucks when no fags are here this early,or maybe they are all waiting for mom and dad to leave for work,so the “kids” can play on here.No worries,jest be patient homos!.
Here I am
where is her new ink?
Makes me wanna love my hand.
shakespeare said it best.
“nice tits!”
I need to give her directions to my cave.
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