08.31.2009 morning headlines

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MACUALAY CULKIN - is reportedly the biological father of Blanket, Michael Jacksons 7-year-old son. Culkin allegedly donated sperm to Michael when he was 21. Yeah I bet he did. It sounds like the cops showed up one day and Michael had to explain why there was a bowl of a young boys semen in his fridge. (source = the sun)

VICTORIA BECKHAM - went to the gym this weekend with no makeup. Still looked hot though. Natural beauties like me and Victoria don’t need makeup. (daily mail)

CURRENT SONG - ‘Show Me’ from Mint Royale with Pos from De La Soul. If this song doesn’t make you shake your ass, you’ve been dead for at least an hour. And the video features a flying Japanese kitty. Look out for those trees flying Japanese kitty! (youtube)

ANNALYNNE MCCORD - hosted at the Wet Republic pool this weekend in Vegas, but just because her swimsuit was boring and her poses were stupid is no reason to skip these pictures. Actually now that I think it that’s a perfectly good reason to skip these. Next! (10 more here. hq jump here. source = splash)


(84) Comments

  1. Slaappy 08/31/2009 11:19

    Change your name to Anal tongue dart!

  2. Slaappy 08/31/2009 11:19

    Skinny chicks suck at hummers

  3. TheOverrated 08/31/2009 11:20

    mmmmmmmmmmmm

    annalynne mccord makes my penis tingle

    http://youareoverrated.com/

  4. Slaappy 08/31/2009 11:20

    Trifecta ANAL FIST

  5. Observer 08/31/2009 11:22

    I’m donating sperm (semen, really) to my monitor as we speak…..

    really?

    No….she’s O.K. but nothing special (i.e. naked)

  6. Death to Finkle! 08/31/2009 11:25

    Fuck a buncha ohm… I’d fuck the hell out of this bitch.

    Then I’d give her some oats and a sugar cube, comb her coat, and shoe her.

  7. unclefriendlyhands 08/31/2009 11:27

    ANAL-YNNE MCCORD is the only thing less interesting than dj am

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/31/2009 11:28

    Why the FUCK are you trying to tell us what kind of music to listen to? WTF is that all about?

  9. TheOverrated 08/31/2009 11:28

    lol @ home alone being blanket’s daddy, they actually do kinda look alike…i wonder if lexington steele is my biological father.

  10. Observer 08/31/2009 11:31

    My newest “all-time” favorite movie…..

    “Naked Fear”

    http://www.nitrovideo.com/moviedb/naked_fear/images/DanielledeLuca-NFear-06.jpg

  11. DB's Treasure 08/31/2009 11:33

    Zombie, I dunno if you saw my question from the previous post to ya, but here it is again for shits and giggles:

    “Zombie, did you ever see the vid of Montreal Canadien fans booing our national anthem?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2qFfuLy_fs&feature=related

    …the Flyers are playing them in Montreal on Feb 13th, 2010. I’m gonna make it my business to get up there that day and go to the game and just clap and holler like a douche while the US National Anthem is sung/played. Any way you think you could make it up on said date? I know you’re a Canes fan, but it IS a Saturday and I figure watching those french canadian cock suckers get beat by my boys and we drink on a night out on the town it’d be a glorious time.”

  12. Zombie 08/31/2009 11:34

    Any way you think you could make it up on said date? I know you’re a Canes fan, but it IS a Saturday and I figure watching those french canadian cock suckers get beat by my boys and we drink on a night out on the town it’d be a glorious time.

    DB - sounds like it’d be a fucking blast… unfortunately I’m banned from that country for a few more years because of a misdemeanor on my record that their government considers a felony. Blame Fuck Canada!

  13. DarkCherry 08/31/2009 11:37

    you know Posh still has on tinted moisturizer or something.

    and i can’t believe they roll out a “red” carpet for a friggin pool party. don’t the hotels in vegas do this every weekend? is it really an event to see Drunkface and Jon douche lay around a pool?

  14. Watt 08/31/2009 11:38

    I’d take E and fuck her

  15. DB's Treasure 08/31/2009 11:38

    Well, I’m gonna try my best to make it up there. But I gotta roll up there with 2 or 3 others just in case those French Canadian pussies try to thump my American ass.

  16. Death to Finkle! 08/31/2009 11:39

    DB, that plan sounds like a Kramer / Newman scheme if I’ve ever heard one.

    Or like some shit Ronald Miller, Malachi from Children of the Corn, and their other dork friends in Can’t Buy Me Love would pull.

  17. Zombie 08/31/2009 11:40

    It’s hard to make out the booing in that video, just sounds like a bunch of drunken asshats yelling in unison… disrespectful nonetheless.

  18. DarkCherry 08/31/2009 11:42

    that was a Bruins game. DB you should invite Obs he’s from those parts and may want to get revenge.

  19. Zombie 08/31/2009 11:44

    There is a guy in De La Soul that calls himself POS? Piece of shit! Hahahaaaa.

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