Day three of the bikini modeling marathon at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina Del Rey went off without a hitch yesterday, this time featuring Britney in a sassy purple number that combines flair with function.
I think people got the wrong impression with all the incoherent rambling on the other Britney post. Some seemed to think I was saying the Ritz sucked. Far from it. It’s pretty much awesome, and working there was fun. Overnights were especially fun because no one did anything except eat and occasionally have sex. And around 430am, the bread deliveries came, and me and a friend of mine played a game called Fuck You Mario. Mario was this tubby security guard who was always asleep. The objective of the game was to take the rolls and throw them at Marios head while he slept. There was no established scoring system, so it was hard to determine a winner, but the loser was very very definitely Mario. And whoever later ate those rolls.
(hq jump here. 25 more here. source = splash news online)
Poor Mario.
She thinks she can walk around with that hot little body and get away with it? PENIS PUNISHMENT!
She looks really slutty and trashy lately, in a good way. Like the type of gal who doesn’t mind if you bang her while blowing whiskey breath in her face.
i guess its working, this bikini thing, because we are all watching, too bad we cannot erase the bald c-section scar beating up people with umbrellas image from our minds.
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Definitely nothing wrong with slutty and trashy
Fucking A
Enough already with the britney posts!
Did I just wake up in 1998 from an incredibly vivid and unpleasant dream?
BSDC, she’d most likely have whiskey breath too.
I’d rather have endless Britney in a bikini posts than one more fucking MJ, Riri, or any of the other shit posted here.
I wish my mom had pussy tats and a thick neck, I might of turned out to be a gentleman…
I bought Madden 10 last night and that shit is fucking incredible. If you hold the left direction down while you toggle up and tap the star button, a pitbull appears hanging from the crossbar by its tail. When you see this, press and hold the triangle button. Vick appears, crosses the field and inserts an electrode in its anus. He watches the dog spasm for awhile and then slits its throat. Vick laughs maniacally and eats the dog’s ear while he gleefully watches it die. I am sure there are other cool cheat codes in the game too. Two thumbs up!
Zombie I hope you know you’re going to hell
Hell has the best musicians…
Wow…they do such crazy stuff with games these days, huh? I am clueless when it comes to that crap…I can barely play MarioKart on the Wii and not crash.
Seeing this marshmallow half naked is like seeing my sister half naked…yeah, I’ll look, but it’s quickly followed by an “Eww.”
Mario Kart on Wii is hard to play. I miss the SNES version
i’d hang cumcicles off her face…..any fucking time, any fucking where, any fucking way.
Z do you have 360 or PS3?
yeah, those ricefuckers really didn’t consider the sport of “racing”, when they made the fucking wii.
kind of hard to drive with a pair of lead-based nunchucks, Hirogi.
I just like the sounds that Waluigi makes when he’s driving….my brother does a fantastic impression. Cracks me up every time.
amazing… not brit, the story. lol