Day three of the bikini modeling marathon at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina Del Rey went off without a hitch yesterday, this time featuring Britney in a sassy purple number that combines flair with function.
I think people got the wrong impression with all the incoherent rambling on the other Britney post. Some seemed to think I was saying the Ritz sucked. Far from it. It’s pretty much awesome, and working there was fun. Overnights were especially fun because no one did anything except eat and occasionally have sex. And around 430am, the bread deliveries came, and me and a friend of mine played a game called Fuck You Mario. Mario was this tubby security guard who was always asleep. The objective of the game was to take the rolls and throw them at Marios head while he slept. There was no established scoring system, so it was hard to determine a winner, but the loser was very very definitely Mario. And whoever later ate those rolls.