Oh hell yes

By brendon August 20, 2009 @ 9:24 AM


I’m not entirely sure how someone could lay out poolside at a hotel in Los Angeles and yet the only pictures of it are in newspapers from London, but that’s what Kelly Brook and her boyfriend whose name I’m not going to learn did yesterday. I also don’t know what he’s doing here, but it’s exactly what I would be doing 35 hours a day. “Oh no I slipped again. Clumsy me! Luckily your huge breasts were there to cushion me.” I wouldn’t go ten steps without falling into her big awesome tits. If you saw us on a date you’d think I just landed here from some other planet with half the gravity.

(26) Comments

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    SsnakeOil 08/20/2009 09:26

    I beat Rokan!

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    RemSteale 08/20/2009 09:29

    With a stick? Whip? We want details snake

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    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/20/2009 09:30

    Those are some nice tits that would look even better if she had her douchebag boyfriend removed from them.

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    Watt 08/20/2009 09:30

    Fuck you Rem! We won the Revolutionary War so we get Kelly!

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    Rokan 08/20/2009 09:31

    Damnit, Ssnake!!!!!

    And Rem,

    Just to clarify, I think Tom was asking you about soccer, not football.

  6. avatar
    Zombie 08/20/2009 09:32

    Did you use a sock full of pennies, SsnakeOil? That always seems to do a sufficient amount of cranial damage.

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    Zombie 08/20/2009 09:33

    Fuck you Rem… go mind your own British business.

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    RemSteale 08/20/2009 09:33

    S’okay Watt. We still have Keeley Hazell, Gemma Atkinson, Alice Goodwin, Roxanne McKee, Danielle Bux, Vikki Blows (real name), Lucy Pinder…..

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    dirtydiane 08/20/2009 09:33

    Rokan…football *is* soccer in every other country but the US. Now, go have a V-8!

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    Watt 08/20/2009 09:34

    oh yeah well…


  11. avatar
    RemSteale 08/20/2009 09:34

    I know, we dont call it soccer here Roke, and I dont always remember to translate.

    What for Zombie??

  12. avatar
    Rokan 08/20/2009 09:35

    Morning Zombie,

    Have I ever told you that your face looks kissably smooth each morning?


    I went on-line for your handbag . . . not gonna happen, doll.

  13. avatar
    dirtydiane 08/20/2009 09:36

    is this the chick that was engaged/married to billy “i was in titanic, goddamnit!” zane?

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    Zombie 08/20/2009 09:37

    No need to Rokan, your ex-wife tells me all the time.

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    SsnakeOil 08/20/2009 09:37

    There’s something charming about this girl (not her tits, wise guys). She’s not beautiful, but she has a nice face — she looks like someone you could talk to.

    Unlike that stuck-up bitch on the bus yesterday. I wasn’t trying to fondle her tits, I just wanted to see if they were real.

  16. avatar
    Bonnie 08/20/2009 09:39

    do i see the dude rocking a “chubby”?

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    SuperB 08/20/2009 09:42

    That guy is totally pitching a tent in banner pic

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    Tom Foolery 08/20/2009 09:51

    Good job UK on coming out of left field with this chick.

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    They Call Me Lo 08/20/2009 09:54

    The secret service would codename this dude “Lucky Bastard”.

  20. avatar
    RemSteale 08/20/2009 09:56

    Cipriani, whose dalliance with transgender Larissa Summers earned him the nickname DCWSWAM – Danny Cipriani Who Slept With A Man


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