I’m not entirely sure how someone could lay out poolside at a hotel in Los Angeles and yet the only pictures of it are in newspapers from London, but that’s what Kelly Brook and her boyfriend whose name I’m not going to learn did yesterday. I also don’t know what he’s doing here, but it’s exactly what I would be doing 35 hours a day. “Oh no I slipped again. Clumsy me! Luckily your huge breasts were there to cushion me.” I wouldn’t go ten steps without falling into her big awesome tits. If you saw us on a date you’d think I just landed here from some other planet with half the gravity.
I beat Rokan!
With a stick? Whip? We want details snake
Those are some nice tits that would look even better if she had her douchebag boyfriend removed from them.
Fuck you Rem! We won the Revolutionary War so we get Kelly!
Damnit, Ssnake!!!!!
And Rem,
Just to clarify, I think Tom was asking you about soccer, not football.
Did you use a sock full of pennies, SsnakeOil? That always seems to do a sufficient amount of cranial damage.
Fuck you Rem… go mind your own British business.
S’okay Watt. We still have Keeley Hazell, Gemma Atkinson, Alice Goodwin, Roxanne McKee, Danielle Bux, Vikki Blows (real name), Lucy Pinder…..
Rokan…football *is* soccer in every other country but the US. Now, go have a V-8!
oh yeah well…
WE HAVE DD!
I know, we dont call it soccer here Roke, and I dont always remember to translate.
What for Zombie??
Morning Zombie,
Have I ever told you that your face looks kissably smooth each morning?
Diane,
I went on-line for your handbag . . . not gonna happen, doll.
is this the chick that was engaged/married to billy “i was in titanic, goddamnit!” zane?
No need to Rokan, your ex-wife tells me all the time.
There’s something charming about this girl (not her tits, wise guys). She’s not beautiful, but she has a nice face — she looks like someone you could talk to.
Unlike that stuck-up bitch on the bus yesterday. I wasn’t trying to fondle her tits, I just wanted to see if they were real.
do i see the dude rocking a “chubby”?
That guy is totally pitching a tent in banner pic
Good job UK on coming out of left field with this chick.
The secret service would codename this dude “Lucky Bastard”.
Cipriani, whose dalliance with transgender Larissa Summers earned him the nickname DCWSWAM – Danny Cipriani Who Slept With A Man
Heh