afternoon headlines


KANYE WEST – has apologized to Taylor Swift again but tonight he can do it on TV because he's a guest on the new Jay Leno show. Kanye is only scheduled as a musical guest, but it would be hard to not mention last night. Of course Kanye will probably take the microphone and yell at everyone so Jays questions won't really matter anyway. (ap)

WHITNEY HOUSTON – tells Oprah that Bobby Brown once spit in her face. No one likes a tattle-tale Whitney. (ny daily news)

BRITNEY SPEARS - saw a male model named Bekim Trenova in a magazine and decided he should be her boyfriend, so she faked an audition for one of her videos. When he arrived there was no camera crew, just Britney. "But Bekim found the whole thing ‘weird' and made a polite but excuse ridden escape." That's why my fake production office is surrounded by a wall of fire. (ny daily news)

JAYDE NICOLE - Hef may be (is) 1900 years old, but his penises decision making is mint condition. Jayde Nicole is awesome, like a discount Megan Fox, and this months Playmate (Kimberly Phillips – nsfw pic and centerfold) is even hotter. Point being, Jayde hit Miami Beach today with her family but without her dumbass boyfriend. In fact they haven't been together in almost a week. Don't worry Jayde, I get the message. Loud and clear. You want me to kill Brody Jenner. I'm way ahead of you. (10 more pictures here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)

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