oh wtf ever

Jennifer Love Hewitts head is on the cover of this months Shape magazine and let’s get one thing clear: I only care about me, and I’m very handsome so this doesn’t matter to me one way or the other, but if I were capable of human feelings such as compassion for others I would be outraged.

This bitch carries on all the time about “loving who you are” and “I look great I’m not fat”, then she blatantly lies about what she is and how she looks. If she’s telling people she’s a size 2, even as she clearly looks like hell, girls who are a size 6 must be ready to kill themselves.  They must think they’re a monster.

Those bikini pictures in Hawaii were taken 6 weeks ago. Amputees don’t lose as many inches as she somehow did overnight for the cover of Shape. And the sidewalk candid’s are from 3 days ago. You’re not foolin me, big ass.

(full size side-by-side here.  hq jump here)