10.09.2009 lindsay lohan is a genius

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No need to read that headline again. You read it right. Lindsay Lohan is a genius. It’s official. Her mom said so.

Lindsay was also hurt by criticism of her debut Ungaro fashion line. Dina said, “The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius.”
She said that, despite her deal with the French fashion house, Lindsay would also be creatively involved in Dina’s shoe line … “she will definitely have input because she is so talented.”
Taking a final swipe at her daughter’s detractors, Dina pleaded, “Leave Lindsay alone. Let her be a real 23-year-old. Let her grow, and let her artistic abilities flourish. Stop judging the Britneys and the Lindsays. They are very creative girls, and that is a gift from a higher power of God.”

In a very much related story, here are pictures from 2006 described as, “Lindsay attempts to skip rocks in the ocean.” Presumably an ocean with waves. I know her mom is just defending her only source of income, but Lindsay could be declared legally dead in most states she’s so GD dumb.

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(157) Comments

  1. iwontrememberthis 10/09/2009 11:43

    Say what you will, but I think showing off large breasts is kinda brilliant.

  2. pepper 10/09/2009 11:45

    I love her!

  3. Rokan 10/09/2009 11:47

    Pepper,

    You said she was just for me. Tell her that her left nipple is infected.

  4. angelove35 10/09/2009 11:47

    she is so pretty, love her very much. it’s said she has nice profile on http://www.diamondsingle.com is a private exclusive dating club to meet millionaires, rich and beautiful men and women worldwide. what’s the most important is that you dont have to be a M illionaire,but you can meet one. hope you can find you perfect match

  5. CodPiece 10/09/2009 11:51

    Someone please kill angelove35

  6. Sensei John Kreese 10/09/2009 11:52

    If Lindsey’s a genius, then I’m 6′5, black, and can dunk a basketball.

  7. leftnutofjesus 10/09/2009 11:55

    my dick can dribble its nuts.

  8. Gildorg 10/09/2009 11:55

    2006? Hey the days of Firecrotch have returned!

  9. Headly 10/09/2009 11:56

    :::snatches bottle of Goose out of air, drains it:::

    WATT!!!

    :::Throws bottle of Talisker as return fire:::

  10. BALLSY 10/09/2009 11:56

    ah yes Pepper the girl who couldn’t get camel toe, because she had a fat pussy!

  11. Watt 10/09/2009 11:57

    *chugs booze*

    *smashes bottle over db’s head*

  12. Sensei John Kreese 10/09/2009 11:59

    Although I guess maybe Lindsey could be a genius. It’s all perspective.

    Like, compared to Corky Thatcher, she’s Einstein.

  13. RemSteale 10/09/2009 11:59

    So Pepper, is that chain for leading her around or chaining her to the bed??

  14. pepper 10/09/2009 11:59

    Ballsy, you have to give her credit , she pulled on those pants hard…LOL

  15. dirtydiane 10/09/2009 11:59

    i think linds’ mom misunderstood when someone told her that her daughter was a “savant”

  16. Headly 10/09/2009 12:00

    And I know you guys will likely disagree, but I’d savage LiLo like a rape victim in an African civil war. She’s totaly fucking broken, with many personality defects, a serious self esteem issue, and huge tits.

    In other words, exactly what I look for….

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/09/2009 12:02

    OK, she is worthless and used up and hasn’t done any good movies EVER….can you PLEASE try to go at least 24 fucking hours without posting about her, and her horrendous parents, or her whore in training sister. STOP giving this wast of flesh publicity. Let her fade away. She already would have if places like this and people like NPD didn’t constantly keep her public. Any you know what, same goes for Kardashians. STOP.

  18. pepper 10/09/2009 12:03

    Rem, she is not my GF. This one worked for me last summer.
    She was a fucking NUT!!
    She would only suck or fuck you if she liked your dick..You had to show it to her .

  19. Headly 10/09/2009 12:04

    :::hand dirty a martini, dirty, of course:::

    At least it ain’t Gaga, my friend, or the ‘tard family with the eight kids, and it’s Friday. Enjoy.

  20. RemSteale 10/09/2009 12:04

    How is that different from most other girls Pepper??

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