MICHAEL VICK – will have a reality show on BET to chronicle his life since being released from prison. It will be “serious and somber” and “revisit the Virginia property where he ran and financed a dogfighting ring.” This show sounds fun. I like shows where, after they’re over, I sit in my bath tub hugging my knees and crying. (la times)
DINA LOHAN – has a new line of shoes, called Shoe-Han. “Lo” and “shoe” don’t rhyme of course, but when you have a name people associate with drunken whores and hastily thrown together money grabs, you’d be wise to mention it on your product. (page six)
TINA FEY – will bring back her Salin Palin impression now that Palin has written a book, giving Fey all new material to not be funny with. (ny daily news)
SOPHIE READE – won Big Brother 10 in the UK, and yesterday hosted the opening of a new Ann Summers store. I don’t know what this is, but considering she’s in a bra strong enough to contain her massive tits, I assume Anne Summers is some kind of weapons grade lingerie store. (21 more here. hq jump here. source = getty and wenn)
That chick is awesome.
She’d look even better straddling my face.
I wonder how I could arrange that.
*Sigh*
C-C-C-Combo continuer!
My dick would look like a midget burn-victim from fucking this piece of ass so hard.
Cue the idiots saying, “Eh, she’s okay”. Pfft, get a fucking life.
DB – She is just…amazing. Nice face, amazing breasts, great body aside from that…
Are those the textbook definition of bodacious tatas?
she looks a little soft….she needs to hit the gym and the beach..BITCH, get a tan!
Pepper – She is from the UK man…
Pepper, British people can’t tan. It’s genetics.
DB, not sure this link will stay active but I found a seat like your for the Leafs, check this shit out.
http://tinyurl.com/yegr3jw
What is the UK girls secret to grow massive tits? Please pass us the secret!
Knock her up and she would destroy a dairy cow in daily milk production. Is that a c-section scar or a fat roll crease?
Pepper, how could you say that when your woman has a chunky ass? Don’t get me wrong; I’d suck on your gf’s ass like a leach, but you get my point.
RedRage, it didn’t stay active.
The only thing NOT funny about Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin impersonation is how disturbingly accurate it is.
$424.00 for a single ticket in the first row. 2 large beers (pint size) $30.00
Jesus, for $424 you should have a cheerleader sit on your cock for the duration of the game. Does hockey have cheerleaders?
Why, black people tan!
Bitch, hit the gym…..