morning headlines

By brendon October 08, 2009 @ 12:26 PM


MICHAEL VICK – will have a reality show on BET to chronicle his life since being released from prison. It will be “serious and somber” and “revisit the Virginia property where he ran and financed a dogfighting ring.” This show sounds fun. I like shows where, after they’re over, I sit in my bath tub hugging my knees and crying. (la times)

DINA LOHAN – has a new line of shoes, called Shoe-Han. “Lo” and “shoe” don’t rhyme of course, but when you have a name people associate with drunken whores and hastily thrown together money grabs, you’d be wise to mention it on your product. (page six)

TINA FEY – will bring back her Salin Palin impression now that Palin has written a book, giving Fey all new material to not be funny with. (ny daily news)

SOPHIE READE – won Big Brother 10 in the UK, and yesterday hosted the opening of a new Ann Summers store. I don’t know what this is, but considering she’s in a bra strong enough to contain her massive tits, I assume Anne Summers is some kind of weapons grade lingerie store. (21 more here. hq jump here. source = getty and wenn)

(98) Comments

  1. avatar
    Jean-Claude Van Douche 10/08/2009 12:27

    That chick is awesome.

  2. avatar
    Jean-Claude Van Douche 10/08/2009 12:28

    She’d look even better straddling my face.

  3. avatar
    Jean-Claude Van Douche 10/08/2009 12:28

    I wonder how I could arrange that.

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    Jean-Claude Van Douche 10/08/2009 12:29


  5. avatar
    Jean-Claude Van Douche 10/08/2009 12:30

    C-C-C-Combo continuer!

  6. avatar
    DB's Treasure 10/08/2009 12:30

    My dick would look like a midget burn-victim from fucking this piece of ass so hard.

    Cue the idiots saying, “Eh, she’s okay”. Pfft, get a fucking life.

  7. avatar
    Jean-Claude Van Douche 10/08/2009 12:32

    DB – She is just…amazing. Nice face, amazing breasts, great body aside from that…

  8. avatar
    ohmwrecker 10/08/2009 12:34

    Are those the textbook definition of bodacious tatas?

  9. avatar
    pepper 10/08/2009 12:35

    she looks a little soft….she needs to hit the gym and the beach..BITCH, get a tan!

  10. avatar
    Jean-Claude Van Douche 10/08/2009 12:36

    Pepper – She is from the UK man…

  11. avatar
    ohmwrecker 10/08/2009 12:36

    Pepper, British people can’t tan. It’s genetics.

  12. avatar
    RedRage 10/08/2009 12:37

    DB, not sure this link will stay active but I found a seat like your for the Leafs, check this shit out.

  13. avatar
    Slaappy 10/08/2009 12:39

    What is the UK girls secret to grow massive tits? Please pass us the secret!

  14. avatar
    RedRage 10/08/2009 12:41

    Knock her up and she would destroy a dairy cow in daily milk production. Is that a c-section scar or a fat roll crease?

  15. avatar
    DB's Treasure 10/08/2009 12:41

    Pepper, how could you say that when your woman has a chunky ass? Don’t get me wrong; I’d suck on your gf’s ass like a leach, but you get my point.

  16. avatar
    DB's Treasure 10/08/2009 12:42

    RedRage, it didn’t stay active.

  17. avatar
    ohmwrecker 10/08/2009 12:42

    The only thing NOT funny about Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin impersonation is how disturbingly accurate it is.

  18. avatar
    RedRage 10/08/2009 12:42

    $424.00 for a single ticket in the first row. 2 large beers (pint size) $30.00

  19. avatar
    ohmwrecker 10/08/2009 12:45

    Jesus, for $424 you should have a cheerleader sit on your cock for the duration of the game. Does hockey have cheerleaders?

  20. avatar
    pepper 10/08/2009 12:45

    Why, black people tan!
    Bitch, hit the gym…..

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