If Jewel wants attention, and it would seem she does, she shouldn’t have posed for bikini pictures on Halloween weekend. If she ended up competing with hot girls in slutty costumes, she would get killed, and thx to sexy bitches like Kim Kardashian and Kimberly Phillips, that’s exactly what happened. Jewel should have waited until someone died or something. Someone like Julia Roberts. So people would be sad, but not that sad. I mean, c’mon, who cares. On a day like that Jewel bikini pictures would seem quite nice. So there it is. The lesson is clear: we must kill Julia Roberts!
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A real woman with real curves.
I am king of the world.
Just me, myself and I.
I am having a foursome with myself.
In the 5-hole.
She’s got my attention.
jewels and pokies!
But do you have my shirt?
Speaking of jewels, I’d give her a pearl necklace.
Id take Jenna Elfman from Accidently on Purpose over Jewel any day of the week.
I’d fuck her snaggletooth
I like her body- her boobs were bigger though in the past! but then again so was my penis!
She looks real, “real” like in saggy tits and a musty chowder-box.
I like that in a woman.
I used to dig this chick but now, not so much. However that doesnt mean I still wouldn’t yodel in her canyon.
Hey Rokan, that post with the Bat-girl made me think about how musty she might be after her cooch was wrapped up in pleather all night long and I thought…I’d still toss her salad.
The site has been junk today. I get everyone’s extremely clever and unique comments, but no article.
Where the fuck is the story all I see is the headline and a bunch of moronic comments (no offense anyone).
Rusty,
Getting ready to walk home. I get into SD next Tuesday. Mylene’s Mommy still lives in Tijuana and invited us down to see some burro do his Mr. hands act on her.
Sounds like fun!
One knob is definitely bigger than the other one. That’s also known as Heather Graham Syndrome.
I can’t see nothin!!!!