Nicole Richie got her second DUI after driving the wrong way down the Burbank Freeway while high on vicodin and marijuana. She served 35 minutes in jail (more).
Lindsay Lohan was charged with 2 DUIs, 2 counts of possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility, driving on a suspended license, drinking underage and fleeing the scene of an accident. She served 84 minutes in jail (more).
Michelle Rodriguez has managed a hit and run, driving with a suspended license twice, driving without a valid license twice, two DUIs, and tons of speeding tickets, including 90 in a 35. After all that, she was sentenced to 60 days in jail. She served 4 hours (more).
Knowing how tough the LA district attorneys are on crime, Sean Penn must be shaking in his boots right now. I hope he doesn’t do anything drastic.
Sean Penn will be charged with criminal battery and vandalism today, in connection with a run-in with the paparazzi … TMZ has learned.
The incident occurred last October in Brentwood, CA … as an angry Penn approached and kicked a paparazzo, allegedly breaking his camera.
If convicted on both counts, Penn could go to jail for 1 1/2 years.
Penn is a big star, and the DAs are star-struck pussies who could give a shit less about upholding the law, so, on a scale of 1 to 10, the odds of him going to jail for even one minute are “frowny face”. There’s no number for it, but it’s way below 1. The worst they’ll do is make him eat some real sour candy, or watch a ‘Road Rules’ marathon.
Good on Penn. Paparazzi deserve all the physical harm in the world.
I jaywalked in West Hollywood and the cop threatened to take me to jail.
I need to get rich and famous so I can pull this shit.
I would to see Sean try that shit with Epic Beard Man.
no one should go to jail for that … If photographers just took pictures, they wouldn’t get hit.
i don’t blame him for getting pissed off, maybe if the paps weren’t right in his face all the time, it wouldn’t come to this
Did Sean’s foot actually even touch the guy? I know it didn’t hit the camera he ‘allegedly’ broke.
he should have put his foot up that guys ass….
This is only true in the Hollywood area if you are famous, anywhere else in SoCal the fuzz is just waiting for you to fuck up and toss you in the clink.
There is such a thing as an individual’s personal space. These assholes invade that, and for some reason, the judicial system takes sides with the invaders.
If it wasn’t for the asshole Paps we wouldn’t be here.
Certainly another way to look at it, Scum.
if it wasn’t for badasses like Sean Penn who fight back against the paps, we’d have a lot less to talk about too!
DB, how did you measure the dog’s clit? With you’re tongue?
No, you guys would still find your way here and I love for that
Scum, that’s a very early Adam Sandler skit I got that quote from.
Bon Scott died 30 years ago today.
Topper died 30 minutes ago today.
Scum,
I want to worm that girl.
Zombie, we are so proud of you…keep up the good work!