After ignoring every warning and disregarding every order, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail this afternoon for violating her probation. The LA Times says…
Judge Marsha N. Revel ruled today that Lindsay Lohan violated the terms of her probation in a drunk driving case when she failed to attend alcohol education classes and sentenced her to 90 days in jail.
The judge stated several instances over the last few years in which the actress lied about taking drugs and drinking.
“It’s like someone who cheats but doesn’t think it’s cheating if they don’t get caught,” Revel said.
Before sentencing, a tearful Lohan addressed the court, saying “as far as I knew I was in compliance with my programs.”
“I wasn’t trying to get special treatment,” the actress said. “I have to provide for myself. I have to work. Having said that, I did everything to balance my jobs and showing up. I’m not taking this as a joke. It’s my life. It’s my career…I take responsibility for my actions. I’ve tried to do the best I can. It’s been such a long haul, I don’t want you to think that I don’t respect you.”
The reality of course is that Lindsay did think it was a joke and could give a shit less what the judge said, so fuck her. She lied until the very end, I guess hoping the judge would forget things like when she flew to France instead of finishing her alcohol ed classes on time. The good news for Lindsay is that she’s used to shoving lots of things inside her vagina, so if she wants to use it as a pouch to smuggle stuff into jail she could probably get some pretty nice stuff in there.
TEAR SOAKED UPDATE - Now with video of her crying before her sentencing here. As you watch this, keep in mind that she’s lying essentially from start to finish. Is it any wonder that the judge gave her 90 days? She should have ordered the bailiff to go punch Lindsay in the face too.
Well at least I will know where to find her now!
Brandnone was cumin all over the keyboard while typing this post!
about fkn time!
I still bet that somehow she gets out of this!
Loved the crying tho..it was better than watching Springer!
wow, that lawyer of hers is sure full of shit. But that’s the job I guess.
90 days = 2 weeks because of good behavior. If she stays for a month it’ll be an LA county record for a celeb.
And she gets to choose when she turns herself in. Two weeks from now she’ll be in Canada drunk and coke’d off her ass.
For everything she’s done she should be celebrating.
That oughta learn the varmint.
this just in - hell’s temperature dropping drastically.
She’ll probably OD within the next two weeks before going >_>
Vox,
Can I motorboat you?
And there was much rejoicing.
Rokan you furry fuck, please do.
lindsey has just found out that in order to be above the law in LA you have to make sure those cheques don’t bounce. she’s broke and that means she normal in LA.
maybe she can do that porn for $600.000 and bribe the court before her surrender.
i wonder if she’ll be any different once she gets out
She was acting like she had no clue why she was in trouble - or maybe she wasn’t acting.
Any bets on if she even makes it to 7/20?
thanks for the video feed
Prison sex is about to get a lot weepier.
Tears. Nature’s lubricant.
Hmm…I wonder what the going trade is in prison these days for the rights to make freckles your bitch…At least she won’t feel the fists. Like throwing a hotdog into a train tunnel.
According to the googles (and maybe somebody who practices criminal law in CA can confirm), LiLo will be eligible for a max of 45 days for good credit. (source here: http://blogs.findlaw.com/blotter/2010/02/ca-prisons-state-rolls-out-new-early-release-program.html). This of course which means she’s looking at 45 days of actual real jumpsuit wearing, guard leering, group showering bliss in county jail.
HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!