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90 days in jail (updated with more video)

July 7, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

After ignoring every warning and disregarding every order, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail this afternoon for violating her probation. The LA Times says…

Judge Marsha N. Revel ruled today that Lindsay Lohan violated the terms of her probation in a drunk driving case when she failed to attend alcohol education classes and sentenced her to 90 days in jail.
The judge stated several instances over the last few years in which the actress lied about taking drugs and drinking.
“It’s like someone who cheats but doesn’t think it’s cheating if they don’t get caught,” Revel said.
Before sentencing, a tearful Lohan addressed the court, saying “as far as I knew I was in compliance with my programs.”
“I wasn’t trying to get special treatment,” the actress said. “I have to provide for myself. I have to work. Having said that, I did everything to balance my jobs and showing up. I’m not taking this as a joke. It’s my life. It’s my career…I take responsibility for my actions. I’ve tried to do the best I can. It’s been such a long haul, I don’t want you to think that I don’t respect you.”

The reality of course is that Lindsay did think it was a joke and could give a shit less what the judge said, so fuck her. She lied until the very end, I guess hoping the judge would forget things like when she flew to France instead of finishing her alcohol ed classes on time. The good news for Lindsay is that she’s used to shoving lots of things inside her vagina, so if she wants to use it as a pouch to smuggle stuff into jail she could probably get some pretty nice stuff in there.

TEAR SOAKED UPDATE – Now with video of her crying before her sentencing here. As you watch this, keep in mind that she’s lying essentially from start to finish. Is it any wonder that the judge gave her 90 days? She should have ordered the bailiff to go punch Lindsay in the face too.

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