August 24, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren got married on October 5, 2004, which didn’t dissuade Tiger in any way from banging tons of random whores before, during, and since. So today they met in a courtroom in Panama City, Florida, to finalize their divorce.
It was ice cold between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren at the courthouse as the couple finalized their divorce on Monday.
“Tiger was sitting down when Elin walked in the room,” a source told Radar. “Publicly they didn’t say a word to each other. They didn’t even look at each other.”
Financial terms were not disclosed, and past reports have been all over the place, claiming her deal will range anywhere from 100 million to 750 million.
Ever the emotionless robot, Tiger posted this statement on his website:
“We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”
Then after that it says, “Ms. Nordegren was represented by…”, and lists a bunch of law firms. It’s really touching. And Tiger was represented by his long time general counsel, just like in a fairy tale.