Kim Kardashian is mad at Playboy

By brendon September 09, 2010 @ 3:15 PM

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Playboy has released 7 new pictures from Kim Kardashians famous 2007 pictorial (people are saying it’s 25, but it’s 7. The other ones aren’t new. Don’t worry about… look, do we have to humiliate me every single day, just take my word on it), which she now says she regrets ever having taken. She tells Harpers Bazaar (via the Huffington Post)…

“I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable,” she remembers, though at the time she was excited. “Go for it,” she recalls her mother saying. “They might never ask you again. Our show isn’t on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age.”

So you can guess how she feels about the new ones.

“Kim was really upset that the new photos were released. She freaked out that they were out there, she didn’t think that they were going to be seen again.”

Is she talking about a comet, or naked pictures of Kim Kardashian and her huge tits? Like this one, which is one of the best Playboy pictures ever. Because those never went away, every guy on earth right clicked the hell out of them, and then named a folder ROUTER SETTINGS or something like that and hid it inside three other folders.

Which doesn’t work if you date a girl who understands computers, btw. She’ll simply run a search for all .jpg files. And it will suck. Mind your own business you brainy bitch.

(13 NSFW pics here. first 7 are new. source for all = playboy.com, which is unquestionably the best 8 dollars you’ll ever spend.)

wwtdd

(47) Comments

  1. avatar
    KoJo2389 09/09/2010 15:27

    Close your fucking HTML tags and you won’t italicize the whole page lmfao

  2. avatar
    MisterD 09/09/2010 15:28

    Yeah but the home porno video getting dug out by a nugout is cool?

  3. avatar
    MisterD 09/09/2010 15:29

    He needs to use div tags with his CSS statement- that way there is no inherited tag property- fucking amateurs I tell ya. I got 4 year olds in Kuala Lamper pounding out code that’ll make your head spin

  4. avatar
    SCUM 09/09/2010 15:29

    Some people go hog wild for this desert pig. If she never fucked burnt bacon I would pork her.

  5. avatar
    SCUM 09/09/2010 15:30

    Or would that be blood sausage.

  6. avatar
    KoJo2389 09/09/2010 15:37

    She’s not THAT good looking.

    She NEEDS a certain amount of makeup to look decent (most times she over does it), and other times she’s just not attractive at all.

    So, fuck her. There’s plenty of other Hollywood sluts that are hotter. =P lmao

  7. avatar
    Admiral 09/09/2010 15:40

    Throughout all her pictures combined we only see about 1.5 boobs, and about .5 of an ass. Her face looks kinda pretty, though.

  8. avatar
    Woodsman 09/09/2010 15:50

    Is her right nipple messed up in some way? Or does it get revealed in Playboy’s third instalment?

    In other news: 4.75 hours and the drought is over!

  9. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 09/09/2010 15:56

    When they release the photos of her fucking Bruce Jenner then she can get pissed.

  10. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/09/2010 15:57

    he’s gone from calling her a donkey ass, to encouraging us to spend money on playboys with her in it…

    nice work integrating plugs for 2 of your biggest clients in one post. Bravo. that is how the big bucks are made….efficiency

  11. avatar
    Woodsman 09/09/2010 16:01

    From “goat face” to “one of the best Playboy pictures ever” in three easy payments.

  12. avatar
    The Puppet 09/09/2010 16:05

    “I’m sorry I did Playboy”
    This from a fat ugly goat that sucked negro dick on film?
    PR Whore.

  13. avatar
    CCLA 09/09/2010 16:06

    Yes

  14. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/09/2010 16:08

    woods, what chips and dip are most appropriate for the first game of the season? also, is punch and pie acceptable nosh as well? I don’t want to make and football faux pas as a host…

    tostitos? Bugles? Doritos? french onion or veggie dip? salsa? i need to know!

  15. avatar
    BlackTar 09/09/2010 16:08

    uhhh..thats why you dont let your gf near your pr0n box B.

    And i agree with misterD – she should be more pissed that her sex tape went public..some tasteful nudes never hurt anybody. Those breasts are glorious. This is why i come here.

  16. avatar
    BlackTar 09/09/2010 16:13

    and besides that..if your gf is gonna get pissed that you have porn on your pc(ie you’re being a guy) than shes an uptight prude bitch and you should give her the ol’ in-and-out one last time and then kick her to the fucking curb.

  17. avatar
    Watt 09/09/2010 16:15

    Big ol sloppy tits

  18. avatar
    Woodsman 09/09/2010 16:18

    DDM: sounds too pretentious; simple is good:
    seared fois gras; shrimp drizzled with creme freche on endives and a simple but elegant Prosecco should impress your circle of friends.

  19. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/09/2010 16:20

    when i hear of a wife or GF who gets pissed that their man looks at porn on the comp i tell em this….
    ” listen, you have a few choices here. You can suck their pole 3-6 times a day and they won’t look at porn. If you are unwilling to keep up that frequency, you have to allow him to peep some harmless porn on the net. The other option is him going to message parlors and strip clubs cheating on you behind your back. Would you rather harmless pics and video on the computer, or them making physical contact with strippers and other forms of whores in real life to make up for the lack of sexual satisfaction at home…the choice is yours.”

    they usually shut the fuck up about the porn on the computer after that.

  20. avatar
    BlackTar 09/09/2010 16:28

    well said, ddm
    put out or stfu
    we gots needs man.
    We gots ‘em good

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