01.20.2012 Sammi Sweetheart might pose for Playboy

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Though there doesn’t appear to be any firm offer on the table, Sammi Sweetheart of ‘Jerey Shore’ is said to be “considering” whether she should pose for Playboy.

“I just feel weird about my boobs. … But I don’t know. I don’t know if that’s the right direction you want to go in.”

Yeah it would be a real shame for Sammi to sully her good name by posing in Playboy. She has such a bright future ahead of her.

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12.16.2011 Playmate Hope Dworaczyk says Lindsay is fat

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It’s easy to take shots at Lindsay Lohan these days, and fun, and 100 percent justified, which is why people do it. Including 2010 Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk apparently, who was asked about Lindsays boring and ugly Playboy shoot.



”I saw that spread, and I was not impressed. I just feel like if I would have known I was doing a Playboy shoot, I would have worked out more maybe.”

Well of course Hope would. She’s a professional, whereas Lindsay is dumb as a rock and works out even less than one. But she could still make it back to being an A-list actress, assuming the two or three hundred other actresses above her these days all get into disfiguring car crashes.

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12.09.2011 Lindsay Lohans Playboys pictures have leaked

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Playboy obviously wanted to keep Lindsay Lohans photo shoot locked down until the magazine went on sale in about two weeks, but obviously any plan involving Lindsay Lohan was going to get fucked up and ruined. So every picture from the magazine is now online. I can’t post it here because Playboy would sue the hell out of me, but they’re on 4chan for now, and the Interobang, and I’ll try to put new links up if these come down.

For the record, she looks awful. It might be the worst shoot I’ve ever seen in Playboy. It’s just blurry pictures of a 7 in a wig in front of a blanket. They should have made it even blurrier, and told everyone they were taking pictures of the old set Marilyn Monroe used but there was no model there, no one was in the pictures when they took them, and they think this is her ghost.

12.07.2011 its Lindsay Lohans Playboy cover

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No one was supposed to see anything from Lindsay Lohans Playboy shoot until next week, but late this afternoon an image of the cover leaked online, giving us just a little hint as to how she’ll hide her tits behind stuff.


12.07.2011 Lindsay will show her spread to Ellen, so to speak

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In her 5th “first interview since getting out of jail”, Lindsay Lohan will unveil her issue of Playboy on ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show’ on December 15th, about a week before the magazine goes on sale. It sounds sexy already!

“The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay,” her rep said.

In other words the pictures will be boring and the interview will be a pack of lies. It’ll be Lindsay lighting a candle while white hair extensions hide her tits above a quote saying she gets visits from the Angel Moroni. “The first time the angel was all, ‘you’re doing great Lindsay, no drugs or nothin, why is that judge such a cunt for no reason you didn’t even do anything’, and I was like, ‘I know right! I been saying that the whole time Macaroni Angel but everyone is all like nu-uh Lindsay you’re lyin’.”

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11.08.2011 Lindsays Playboy shoot will suck

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Lindsay Lohan had an idea for the theme of her Playboy photo shoot and, as you probably guessed, it was dumb. She wanted the pictures to look like a “Kate Moss fashion inspired story,” whatever the hell that means. But Hugh Hefner didn’t like the resulting pictures so he made her do a new set with more of a “classic Hollywood Marilyn Monroe feel”.

So not only has she now done two photo shoots that just copy other photo shoots, but she’s now copying the same thing she copied the first time she posed naked. And boring get’s boringer thanks to this

This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, “gave their two cents about what was considered ‘nude’ and what was not.” Sources said Lohan ended up delivering the Monroe-inspired images Hefner wanted. She’s expected to appear nude, but “strategically covered up” in certain shots.

I suppose it’s too much to hope that they’re talking about her face.