Snooki had her day in court today, following her arrest on July 30th in Seaside Heights for public intoxication and disorderly conduct, and even though she was given a sizable fine and two days of community service, the real loser was Lindsay Lohan. Because the judge in Snookis case officially recognized Lindsay as the gold standard for fuckups, against whom all other fuckups will be measured. E! says…
“You seem to be acting like a Lindsay Lohan wannabe,” Judge Damian Murray chastised (Snooki). “Going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent is not the way you want to go through life.”
Did that guy just paraphrase Dean Wormer?
“If it was scripted, only you can determine whether it was worth trading your dignity for a paycheck.”
Yeah you can just look at Snooki and tell she’s a proud woman. So regal and elegant, it’s like we’re living in Camelot.
no talent skank
Do be so harsh on yourself taz.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
That’s what I’ve been doing wrong….
*Yawn* Fugly Whore.
*removes pencils from nose and stabs Rokan*
Go get a fucking job!
Puppet,
I have a job shit-heel.
Right now I am trying to get a huge jizz wad out of your sister’s hair.
took you 13 minutes to come up with that?
you do need a job!
Listen here Judge Smails (Murray)
I trade a lot more for a lot less than Snooki makes……..
…AND I occasionally beat off to her butter-ball body in my morning shower…..
Rokan…..
…her hair!!
…I thought you said she hadn’t hit puberty yet?
Quite a coincidence that, at this point, every thread today has ended it’s comment count in a 0.
40, 40, 60, 30.
First a picture of Rosie O’Donell wearing nothing but a clear plastic bag (and not over her head, like you’d imagine), then pictures of Snookie! What’s the dealio?
‘ahh. these numbers pose more interest than the posts - however without the posts there are no numbers’
She looks like something inhuman.
she looks like a turd trying to pass itself off as a person.
I see through your lies, Duke of Hurl!!!
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