Snooki is officially annoying

Snooki had her day in court today, following her arrest on July 30th in Seaside Heights for public intoxication and disorderly conduct, and even though she was given a sizable fine and two days of community service, the real loser was Lindsay Lohan. Because the judge in Snookis case officially recognized Lindsay as the gold standard for fuckups, against whom all other fuckups will be measured. E! says…

“You seem to be acting like a Lindsay Lohan wannabe,” Judge Damian Murray chastised (Snooki). “Going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent is not the way you want to go through life.”

Did that guy just paraphrase Dean Wormer?

“If it was scripted, only you can determine whether it was worth trading your dignity for a paycheck.”

Yeah you can just look at Snooki and tell she’s a proud woman. So regal and elegant, it’s like we’re living in Camelot.