Kris Humphries called Kim Kardashian fat

By brendon November 22, 2011 @ 3:41 PM


Before we get to todays new story claiming Kris Humphries was mean to Kim Kardashian during their 72 day marriage, let’s flash back to this story 4 days ago:

“Kim was stunned by the amount of bad press and the public relations nightmare she has endured since deciding to file for divorce (so she’ll) be using (her TV shows on E!) to rehab her image.”
The upcoming season will feature Kim Kardashian as the “victim” and Kris Humphries as the “lazy and insensitive” villain.

Ok now try and guess what the new Us magazine cover story is about.

Kim Kardashian has been raked over the coals in the court of public opinion ever since she filed for divorce from Kris Humphries. But the real villain in the 72-day marriage, pals tell the new Us Weekly, was out-of-work NBA star Humphries, 26.

Awesome, isn’t it? I espcicially like how they tacked on “out-of-work”, as if the NBA lock-out is somehow his fault.

He could be downright cruel to Kardashian. “He belittled her in front of people,” one insider tells Us. “He’d call her stupid. It was truly sickening.”
The source adds that Humphries resented his wife’s fame and fortune. “He tried to control Kim by bringing her down…He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn’t last.”
He even took exception to her world-famous posterior, calling her “fat ass,” the source says.
And when Kardashian (who rarely drinks and tends to go to bed early) asked her man to skip the nights out in favor of quality time, “He would tell her she was acting like too much of a wife and ‘get over it,’” another insider says.

Gosh I wonder who their source was? I know it wasn’t Kim because Us said she was in Honduras analyzing a meteorite that fell there, and they don’t even have phone lines in the mountains where Kim is but hopefully they will soon now that she’s negotiated a peace treaty to end their civil war.

(image source of old bikini pics proving that kris would have been right if he actually did call kim fat = inf, splash, fame)

(29) Comments

  1. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 11/22/2011 15:47

    “One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn’t last.”

    Ummmm He should be really worried… I’m sure she has a “strong>slam dunk malicious slander and defamation suit..

  2. avatar
    Gildorg 11/22/2011 15:48


    I guess I am supposed to give a shit…

    Sounds like the big-boobed slut got what she deserved…

    Sorry, you had to endure so much to make so many millions of un-deserved dollars.

    Hell, give me a million… I will be happy to be a villian…

    I will laugh my ass off all the way to the Liquor Store and the Bank!

  3. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 11/22/2011 15:49

    “One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn’t last.”

    Ummmm He should be really worried… I’m sure she has a slam dunk malicious slander and defamation suit..

    FUCK ME sideways

  4. avatar
    DBXdarkangel 11/22/2011 15:55

    Err she is fat. Check out that huge ass..Only good for bumming and farting.

  5. avatar
    Observer 11/22/2011 15:55

    “He’d call her stupid. It was truly sickening.”

    …next he was heard calling the sky blue and the ocean wet…

  6. avatar
    Observer 11/22/2011 15:57

    I hope Mr. Humphries smacked that fat ass a number of times…….and did a few bongo solos…….


  7. avatar
    Rok 11/22/2011 16:00

    I would camp out in that ass for so long the fucking county rangers would have to evict me.

  8. avatar
    Dr. Gonzo 11/22/2011 16:01

    “He’d call her stupid. ”
    ok no problem there
    “One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn’t last.”
    “fat ass,”
    correct again. she should have married a black guy.

    but i’d like to ask this unnamed source, is it possible that he never called her a dirty whore for sleeping with aspiring rap stars and videotaping the encounter for future sale? please somebody get the unnamed source back on the phone for a comment

  9. avatar
    Sono 11/22/2011 16:09

    She’s not fat, she just happens to be shaped like an iceberg that has big tits.

  10. avatar
    uknowwhere2findme 11/22/2011 16:12

    Brenda you fucking queen…all you had to write is…”I sold out”
    and then copy and paste his on the bottom …

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  11. avatar
    Observer 11/22/2011 16:13


    ….I’d like to sell out…..but nobody is buying…..

  12. avatar
    uknowwhere2findme 11/22/2011 16:14

    I have nothing o sell…

  13. avatar
    Rok 11/22/2011 16:16


    What kind of stuffing can I make with about 2 pounds of afterbirth?

  14. avatar
    iSlomoshun 11/22/2011 16:18

    She is fat..and she’s rich..and the reason she’s rich is because of other fat women that watch her shitty show with 3 fat chicks and an old fat chick..

  15. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 11/22/2011 16:27

    There’s enough fat in that ass…
    if you liposuctioned her behind,
    McDonald’s fryers could run for decades.

  16. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/22/2011 16:30

    Rok, if I may offer a suggestion.

  17. avatar
    SsnakeOil 11/22/2011 16:38

    You know, if you turn that ass upside down it looks like a heart.

    A giant, cellulite-encrusted heart.

  18. avatar
    Observer 11/22/2011 16:39

    I was trying to sell my dignity……

  19. avatar
    minimosh 11/22/2011 16:55

    She must carry her organs in her ass.

  20. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 11/22/2011 16:57

    I’ve heard of junk in the trunk…
    But I think she’s got the entire junk yard back there.

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