Lindsays Playboy shoot will suck

By brendon November 08, 2011 @ 4:57 PM

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Lindsay Lohan had an idea for the theme of her Playboy photo shoot and, as you probably guessed, it was dumb. She wanted the pictures to look like a “Kate Moss fashion inspired story,” whatever the hell that means. But Hugh Hefner didn’t like the resulting pictures so he made her do a new set with more of a “classic Hollywood Marilyn Monroe feel”.

So not only has she now done two photo shoots that just copy other photo shoots, but she’s now copying the same thing she copied the first time she posed naked. And boring get’s boringer thanks to this

This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, “gave their two cents about what was considered ‘nude’ and what was not.” Sources said Lohan ended up delivering the Monroe-inspired images Hefner wanted. She’s expected to appear nude, but “strategically covered up” in certain shots.

I suppose it’s too much to hope that they’re talking about her face.

wwtdd

(33) Comments

  1. avatar
    BA732 11/08/2011 16:58

    SNEAK PEEK… http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/

  2. avatar
    stealthyeheh 11/08/2011 17:01

    no more pictures of this bitch, stop it. stop it now.

  3. avatar
    Observer 11/08/2011 17:04

    BA732…….

    …that was pretty funny…..

  4. avatar
    Observer 11/08/2011 17:05

    I hope Hef had the sense to video the entire shoot………

    …..I’ll be damned if I don’t get to see those hangers shaking…….

  5. avatar
    Mr. Poop 11/08/2011 17:07

    I’m confused.

    Does this mean that there will be photos of a dog licking peanut butter off her taint, or not?

  6. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/08/2011 17:15

    I would like to cover her face with six feet of dirt. Her ass will stick out for Gildorg to do whatever he feels he needs to do.

  7. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/08/2011 17:18

    Nude women doing jumping jacks for Obs.

    http://www.jj1.com/Main.html

  8. avatar
    SphincterPolice 11/08/2011 17:19

    I think you need to start your own magazine Dr. Poop … “Barely Legal Canine Taint Licked Teens”

    I would buy a copy.

    For the articles, of course.

  9. avatar
    RangerLG 11/08/2011 17:26

    I’d still risk the STD to splooge on her big juicy tits.

  10. avatar
    Observer 11/08/2011 17:37

    Mr. Nutt……

    …you are a good man…

  11. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/08/2011 17:41

    Thank you Obs. I try.

  12. avatar
    MrAdams 11/08/2011 17:42

    I heard the LiLo Playboy edition was gonna be a scratch-n-sniff. Ever wonder what week-old oysters left in the August sun smell like?

  13. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 11/08/2011 17:46

    Lindsays Playboy shoot will suck

    Universal truth…
    ask Rat-ner

  14. avatar
    Buck 11/08/2011 17:47

    When are bitches going to learn….we don’t want to see you dressed up as Marilyn Monroe. We want you naked on a pool table with your legs over your head.

  15. avatar
    Observer 11/08/2011 17:48

    R0kan…….

    ………http://www.omgblog.com/media/2011/11/gallery_1214_68_3552.jpg

    Mr. Nutt……stay away!

  16. avatar
    Gildorg 11/08/2011 17:50

    Wow…

    None of that was very impressive…

    I am just saying…

    Just Saying…

    Poop…

    That needed to be said…

  17. avatar
    Observer 11/08/2011 17:54

    http://www.teenswork.net/files/2009/04/waitress.jpg

    palate cleanser….

  18. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 11/08/2011 17:58

    R0kan, you think you could pull an “Operation Yuckie” on this BA732′s bullshit macro / lightbox / edgy photo website?

    Thanks, pal.

  19. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 11/08/2011 17:59

    Oh, yeah.

    poop

  20. avatar
    Observer 11/08/2011 18:35

    Finkle says “Poop”…..I MUST say boob…..

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