screw you Michael Bay


I had a ten minute conversation with Michael Bay one time when I was bartending in Santa Monica, and he was nothing but nice even though he was Michael Bay and I was just some smart ass bartender, but Lauren Stoner, who is rumored to be his girlfriend, was on Miami beach yesterday and her ass is fantastic so fuck him. I'm all for people banging girls with hot asses, but only when I'm the one doing it.

(image source = bauer griffin)

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