Chris Brown’s Girlfriend Doesn’t Make Sense

By author March 13, 2012 @ 2:30 PM

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Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America’s most beloved moonwalking woman-beater. In a new turn of events, and what I’m attributing solely to some sort of brain damage (See: being Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Results of), TMZ reports that Karrueche claims she is afraid of Rihanna’s crazy fans after receiving threatening tweets:

But several of Rihanna’s fans took the joke one step too far — unleashing an avalanche of violent threats on Karrueche … like “I hope Rihanna beat the dog shit outa yo ass!” … “Watch yo back” … and “I will kill you.

Yes, the terrifying fear in this situation comes from Rihanna’s illiterate teenage fans, not Chris Brown’s unpredictable toddleresque rage. Below are images of the happy couple in Chris’ car and what we should already start referring to as Exhibits A-J.

(Image Source = Pacific Coast News)

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(12) Comments

  1. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/13/2012 14:33

    black people fighting….i don’t believe it.

  2. Rok 03/13/2012 14:34

    Looks like they just went to Sonic

  3. Johnny Dickshot 03/13/2012 14:36

    She has dog shit in her ass?

  4. JBizzle 03/13/2012 14:52

    Can those speakers be any fucking bigger?

  5. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/13/2012 15:02

    this is how chris brown was born.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivu5LDQeHJ4

  6. Johnny Dickshot 03/13/2012 15:23

    Have any of you guys ever heard of Netflix? Don’t know what made me think of that.

  7. SomeoneluvsU 03/13/2012 15:27

    Did Jaybroni buy this site?

  8. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/13/2012 15:42

    more angry celebrities if you just click the “HOME” icon.

  9. Observer 03/13/2012 15:48

    She seems nice enough……

  10. AdaZee 03/13/2012 22:27

    White trash….now comes in black asian.

  11. Dave 03/14/2012 09:02

    The orientals and negroes should not mix. They make a nasty looking combo.

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