Kate Upton is photogenic

By brendon July 26, 2012 @ 4:28 PM


It’s funny that these pictures of supermodel Kate Upton should show up, with that gorgeous water and blue sky behind her, because just half an hour ago I was having sex with a model and she wanted a noose tied around her neck but then I couldn’t get the knot undone and she started to turn blue so I ran to the kitchen to get some scissors and then I sat down to check my email real quick and then I clicked around a little and found these pictures.

And she looks great. That blue is so pretty.

Oh shit that reminds me.

(image source = photographer Miguel Reveriego for the July issue of Vogue)

(19) Comments

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    Mr. Nutt 07/26/2012 22:22

    Gildorg, get your redhead boss to make an account here and use Peg Bundy as her avatar.


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    Eyes_Closed 07/26/2012 22:33

    Just get her to post het tits and pussy, gildorg and nutt…….and I’ll be happy…..

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    Eyes_Closed 07/26/2012 22:34

    So….what did I miss……?

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    doofus membrane 07/26/2012 22:42

    I think each breast is larger than her head. She is quite the knockout for sure. Think those papayas are gonna be a lot lower in 10 years. I would like to use them as pillows while they still have firmness.

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    zencat002 07/26/2012 22:43

    She would be much more “photogenic” with my jizz sprayed across her tits.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/26/2012 22:43

    Hey Obs! Nice to see you again. Too bad its my bed time.

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    doofus membrane 07/26/2012 22:51

    If she hugged Sofia Vergara I think their heads would still be 16 inches apart even if they really mashed them titas together.

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    Honkey Dong 07/26/2012 22:59

    Kate (fap) Upton (fap) Kate (fap) Upton (fap) Kate (fap) Upton (fap) Kate (fap) Upton (fap) Kate (fap) Upton (fap)

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    Honkey Dong 07/26/2012 23:16

    I’m not buying any Lotto tickets this week. Based on my personal results “Guess Her Muff”, my luck is on vacation!


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    harleydavidson 07/27/2012 07:32

    i just canceled all of my plans for the weekend.

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    harleydavidson 07/27/2012 07:41

    too bad too because i have a nice hot willing young piece of ass lined up for saturday night.

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    Mac-Daddy 07/27/2012 09:31

    She will be mine!!!

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    Mr. Poop 07/27/2012 10:26

    I fucked my girlfriend so hard last night it made her throw up.

    Either that or she had too much to drink.

    Either way, I crammed my cock so far down her throat I have a gouge from one of her teeth on my shaft.

    Happy Friday.

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    Dr Poop 07/27/2012 10:36

    I’d like to put a cold speculum in her vagina

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    The Black 07/27/2012 11:48

    She is hot, but this photographer sucks. He must be gay, or a woman. It looks like cheesy 80′s photography. The is nothing beautiful about harsh shadows when it exposes the imperfections in her skin.

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    LoK 07/27/2012 11:53


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    Mr. Poop 07/27/2012 11:56

    A gay photographer?


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    SomeoneluvsU 07/27/2012 11:57

    What does this have to do with Kristen Stewart fucking Batman?

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    ToddAndrew 07/27/2012 12:50

    Lazy comedy – wasn’t that just an episode of Workaholics?

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