No. She didn’t. Katie Holmes took Suri to a pet store in New York, and they looked at puppies, a “morkie” and a French bulldog, but then they didn’t get one, and Suri cried. A lot. The photo agency described her as “inconsolable”.
And then an hour after that, this mysterious brochure was slid under Suri’s door titled, “Scientology. We have like a million puppies!”
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Hmm. I had a countdown timer for Suri.
**throws everything off of desk**
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That one was true.
When are you going to come down into the city and buy me a goddamn drink?
I’m here for two weeks.
Also, have your girlfriend hook me up with one of her friends and we can have an orgy.
Just don’t look me in the eye if we end up London Bridging one of them.
I fucking hate that.
That dog’s too little to lick the peanut butter from her snatch anyway.
I mean from Katie’s
She’s probably just the right size for the little girl.
No wonder she started crying.
Ok,
Also, if my dick pops out, feel free to shove it back in, but make sure its the right hole.
Total buddy moves you two gots, yes you do.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am a firm believer, that if you touch another penis and you’re not a doctor, you are forever gay. Be careful man.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I’d say, “This is the puppy you would have gotten had you not make me and daddy break up.”
Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man
http://www.hemingwaysfoyer.com
Pickels is right.
Nutt’s right too.
And no, there’s not really a wrong hole.
What about P3PP3R’s pie hole? Is that a wrong hole? I would only think about it if he took out his dentures.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Has anyone ever had sex with the dog in the room? I’m curious if all dogs try to stick their noses up your ass while you’re fucking or just this dog.
Hmm. Good question, Nutt. Never fucked a literal dog, but I have fucked plenty of women I am not proud of.
Speaking of dogs, all Suri has to do is ask DADDY and she gets a fucking dog.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I make the dog leave the room.
I don’t want him getting any fancy ideas.
R okan,
You might want to rethink that.
I’m sure the dog’s mouth is cleaner than your girlfriend’s.
After the rim job she gave this weekend, I wouldn’t doubt it.
Mr. Nutt 07/16/2012 19:42
Has anyone ever had sex with the dog in the room? I’m curious if all dogs try to stick their noses up your ass while you’re fucking or just this dog.
..that’s an interesting question….. Your ex wife and ex girlfriends did not mind
pathetic
P3pper,
Turn you head and cough please.
Gildorg,
I have your test results back from the lab.
Bad news, you’re going to live, but I’m afraid your liver will never walk again.
she is tucking his poopstik
Mikey…….
….who is??
Suri…Katie…..P3eeper…?