try and guess if Suri got this puppy

By brendon July 16, 2012 @ 5:53 PM

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No. She didn’t. Katie Holmes took Suri to a pet store in New York, and they looked at puppies, a “morkie” and a French bulldog, but then they didn’t get one, and Suri cried. A lot. The photo agency described her as “inconsolable”.

And then an hour after that, this mysterious brochure was slid under Suri’s door titled, “Scientology. We have like a million puppies!”

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wwtdd

(28) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 07/16/2012 17:59

    Hmm. I had a countdown timer for Suri.

    **throws everything off of desk**

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  2. avatar
    Rok 07/16/2012 18:03

    That one was true.

    When are you going to come down into the city and buy me a goddamn drink?

    I’m here for two weeks.

    Also, have your girlfriend hook me up with one of her friends and we can have an orgy.

    Just don’t look me in the eye if we end up London Bridging one of them.

    I fucking hate that.

  3. avatar
    Mr. Poop 07/16/2012 18:05

    That dog’s too little to lick the peanut butter from her snatch anyway.

    I mean from Katie’s

    She’s probably just the right size for the little girl.

    No wonder she started crying.

  4. avatar
    Rok 07/16/2012 18:09

    Ok,

    Also, if my dick pops out, feel free to shove it back in, but make sure its the right hole.

  5. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 07/16/2012 18:10

    Total buddy moves you two gots, yes you do.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  6. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 07/16/2012 18:18

    I am a firm believer, that if you touch another penis and you’re not a doctor, you are forever gay. Be careful man.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  7. avatar
    Papa 07/16/2012 18:36

    I’d say, “This is the puppy you would have gotten had you not make me and daddy break up.”

    Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man
    http://www.hemingwaysfoyer.com

  8. avatar
    Rok 07/16/2012 19:11

    Pickels is right.

    Nutt’s right too.

    And no, there’s not really a wrong hole.

  9. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 07/16/2012 19:24

    What about P3PP3R’s pie hole? Is that a wrong hole? I would only think about it if he took out his dentures.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  10. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 07/16/2012 19:42

    Has anyone ever had sex with the dog in the room? I’m curious if all dogs try to stick their noses up your ass while you’re fucking or just this dog.

  11. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 07/16/2012 20:15

    Hmm. Good question, Nutt. Never fucked a literal dog, but I have fucked plenty of women I am not proud of.

    Speaking of dogs, all Suri has to do is ask DADDY and she gets a fucking dog.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  12. avatar
    Rok 07/16/2012 20:24

    I make the dog leave the room.

    I don’t want him getting any fancy ideas.

  13. avatar
    Dr Poop 07/16/2012 20:27

    R okan,

    You might want to rethink that.

    I’m sure the dog’s mouth is cleaner than your girlfriend’s.

  14. avatar
    Rok 07/16/2012 20:44

    After the rim job she gave this weekend, I wouldn’t doubt it.

  15. avatar
    P3pp3r 07/16/2012 20:56

    Mr. Nutt 07/16/2012 19:42
    Has anyone ever had sex with the dog in the room? I’m curious if all dogs try to stick their noses up your ass while you’re fucking or just this dog.

    ..that’s an interesting question….. Your ex wife and ex girlfriends did not mind

  16. avatar
    Rok 07/16/2012 21:20

    pathetic

  17. avatar
    Dr Poop 07/16/2012 21:20

    P3pper,

    Turn you head and cough please.

  18. avatar
    Dr Poop 07/16/2012 21:53

    Gildorg,

    I have your test results back from the lab.

    Bad news, you’re going to live, but I’m afraid your liver will never walk again.

  19. avatar
    mikey the retard 07/16/2012 22:06

    she is tucking his poopstik

  20. avatar
    Observer 07/17/2012 00:03

    Mikey…….

    ….who is??

    Suri…Katie…..P3eeper…?

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