Olivia Munn was out promoting her new PETA billboard today, though this time without the little bunny in the ad with her. Probably because PETA already killed it and threw it in a dumpster. Do celebrities understand that these people are fucking crazy? These ads don’t even make any sense. I was against fur before, but now I want it on everything, I want nothing but fur, so Olivia Munn will have no choice but to go naked. It’s gonna be a rabbit apocalypse, all because PETA didn’t think their ad through.
It’s been a big day for PETA apparently, because they also announced a new series of US Postal stamps that have pictures of famous vegetarians on them, including Pam Anderson, Bryan Adams, and Da Vinci. If only DaVinci were alive today so he could feel the pride of being likened to Pam Anderson and Bryan Adams.
George Clooneys ex Elisabetta Canalis did some promotion for PETA in Milan today, unveiling her new ad that says, “meglio nuda che in pelliccia.” Are there any models out there who will pose for an ad that says, “ PETA put down 94 percent of the dogs and cats placed in their care last year, finding homes for just 44 of the 2,345 that they took in, and have killed 25,840 dogs, cats, puppies, and kittens since 1998″? Or is that too wordy?
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Joanna Krupa helped promote her new PETA ad yesterday, and I’m sure she has the best of intentions but I doubt celebrities really know that much about PETA because those people are fucking nuts.
The ad advocates adoption but PETA took in over 2100 dogs and cats last year and only 7 were adopted (more). PETA sucks. There’s 18 dogs on that poster, but if those lunatics had their way Joanna wouldn’t be the only one with little angel wings floating up to heaven.
I have 4 dogs, and they were all adopted, but I wouldn’t give money to PETA even if they were holding my baby over a pool of lava and demanding a 1 dollar ransom. Although that’s mostly because I hate kids, and what am I, made out of money?
'Veggie Love': PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad
PETA says this Super Bowl ad was banned from Sundays telecast because it was too hot to broadcast, but in all likelihood it was banned because it's retarded. It doesn’t even make any damn sense. No one at PETA has ever even met anyone who watches football, so they just put girls and guitars together and figured it made sense. It would be like if I made an ad for Russia. It would just be a bear and Stalin drinking vodka outside the Kremlin and some other shit I think I saw on TV one time.