PETA Gets a Head Start

PETA got their protest girls out in London ahead of the upcoming Fashion Week. You'd think it might be tough to find three raggedy chicks with bad teeth in England to hold a PETA sign up over their bare chests, but you'd be wrong. These college girls aren't as ambitious as the FEMEN protestors who cover their tits in blood and human baby feces and scream about abortion and the lack of decent divans in British women's...read more

PETA Supporters Bloody Good Show

If you're like me, you celebrated National Vegan day by fist punching an adorable creature, skinning it alive, cooking it over an open flame, then tossing it aside because it tasted gamy. PETA vegans in London chose a different route. They got naked and re-created the orgy scene from Taboo in Trafalgar Square while slathered in fake blood. It's unclear if the protestors meant to lay across the ground or merely fell...read more

Free Willy

Sometimes, I take a bite into my tuna sandwich and I can taste the oppression of man's domination over the seas. Also, a hint of cadmium isotopes from Fukushima. Quite delightful really. The good and decent human hating folks at PETA want to remind everyone that fish are not fish, they're mammals like cows and pigs, only more so the cute mammals we don't eat unless we live in Vietnam, like dogs and horses and fat...read more

Jillian Michaels Is On the Side of Good

Jillian Michaels took time away from yelling at fat people to yell at a PETA rally to get rid of Central Park's horse drawn carriages. People have been trying to get rid of those cloyingly romantic carriages since as far back as I can remember. The new New York City mayor and his lesbian wife and a whole bunch of celebrities are out to replace the horse drawn carriages with electric vintage cars, because that is...read more

PETA Protestors Topless Outside The Tower of London

If I had to choose between the shrill screams of angry jobless journalism majors or a simple sign and a pair of painted tits, I'd choose the latter. But I'm pretty sure the PETA ladies who come up with these topless in public plans don't think their strategies completely through. If a topless woman asks a dude to give up the slaughtered flesh of baby lambs, he'll say yes without hesitation. The minute those tits...read more

Ariana Grande Cares About The Animals

Singer and miniature Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande was spotted wearing a PETA shirt while on her way to the recording studio yesterday, and I don't like to label tiny celebrities with stereotypes, but I'm guessing that she's less of a paint-thrower and pit bull euthanizer and more of a girl who thinks buying a shirt means saving puppies and kittens. Her allegiance with the animal activist group is interesting,...read more

Painted Women In Thongs Protest Fashion Week

Honestly, if you're not at least willing to get naked in public to save the animals, I'm feeling like you don't care that much to save a furry life. The bar has been set, ladies, tits or we kill the baby fox and make a stole. A little beaver and I might just save one. I can go to a Stop Urban Sprawl or Oil Kills protest if I want to see body paint and signs. For God's creatures great and small, take off them bikinis....read more

Adriana De Moura Goes Nude For PETA Campaign

PETA believes that there's no limit to the ends they should employ to get people to stop imprisoning and killing animals. Every option is on the table. Except apparently actually showing any tits or ass in their so called 'nude' celebrity campaigns. Vandalizing businesses, cool, showing nips, whoa, sit the fuck back down, Lester. Here's Real Houswives star Adriana de Moura not really nude for PETA. She wants Lolita,...read more

PETA Set The Bar Pretty Low With Courtney Stodden

PETA is generally a pretty over-the-top, borderline obnoxious organization that does more to hurt its own cause than it does to stop people from abusing, killing or eating animals, but we don't ever pay attention to that crap because it's also really good at finding attractive women to take their clothes off. But this time, with Courtney Stodden appearing yesterday in Los Angeles in a lettuce bikini, it's like they...read more

Miss USA Winners Still Naked For PETA (VIDEO)

Yesterday, we brought you the incredibly important news that four former Miss USA winners – Shanna Moakler, Susie Castillo, Shandi Finnessey and Alyssa Campanella – took off all of their clothes and covered their breasts for PETA. A braver act we hadn't seen in some time, that is, until PETA released a video of the four women naked, holding their breasts and suddenly animals seemed less delicious. I'm not a...read more

Miss USA Winners Almost Nude For PETA

If these girls truly cared about animals, they'd show us their tits. You're half in ladies? Fine. I'm skinning a mink alive tonight.read more

PETA probably killed this rabbit

Olivia Munn was out promoting her new PETA billboard today, though this time without the little bunny in the ad with her. Probably because PETA already killed it and threw it in a dumpster. Do celebrities understand that these people are fucking crazy? These ads don't even make any sense. I was against fur before, but now I want it on everything, I want nothing but fur, so Olivia Munn will have no choice but to go...read more

Natalie Portman is on a stamp

It's been a big day for PETA apparently, because they also announced a new series of US Postal stamps that have pictures of famous vegetarians on them, including Pam Anderson, Bryan Adams, and Da Vinci. If only DaVinci were alive today so he could feel the pride of being likened to Pam Anderson and Bryan Adams.read more

its Elisabetta Canalis for PETA

George Clooneys ex Elisabetta Canalis did some promotion for PETA in Milan today, unveiling her new ad that says, "meglio nuda che in pelliccia." Are there any models out there who will pose for an ad that says, " PETA put down 94 percent of the dogs and cats placed in their care last year, finding homes for just 44 of the 2,345 that they took in, and have killed 25,840 dogs, cats, puppies, and kittens since 1998"? Or...read more

joanna krupa has good intentions

Joanna Krupa helped promote her new PETA ad yesterday, and I'm sure she has the best of intentions but I doubt celebrities really know that much about PETA because those people are fucking nuts. The ad advocates adoption but PETA took in over 2100 dogs and cats last year and only 7 were adopted (more). PETA sucks. There's 18 dogs on that poster, but if those lunatics had their way Joanna wouldn't be the only one with...read more