By Lex September 06, 2013 @ 3:27 PM
Honestly, if you’re not at least willing to get naked in public to save the animals, I’m feeling like you don’t care that much to save a furry life. The bar has been set, ladies, tits or we kill the baby fox and make a stole. A little beaver and I might just save one. I can go to a Stop Urban Sprawl or Oil Kills protest if I want to see body paint and signs. For God’s creatures great and small, take off them bikinis.
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By Lex August 22, 2013 @ 12:56 PM
PETA believes that there’s no limit to the ends they should employ to get people to stop imprisoning and killing animals. Every option is on the table. Except apparently actually showing any tits or ass in their so called ‘nude’ celebrity campaigns. Vandalizing businesses, cool, showing nips, whoa, sit the fuck back down, Lester.
Here’s Real Houswives star Adriana de Moura not really nude for PETA. She wants Lolita, the killer whale at the Miami aquarium, released back into the wild after forty-three years in captivity. You know, so we can watch her starve to death before being scavenged by predators she’s never encountered before in her show pony existence.
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By Travis August 01, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
PETA is generally a pretty over-the-top, borderline obnoxious organization that does more to hurt its own cause than it does to stop people from abusing, killing or eating animals, but we don’t ever pay attention to that crap because it’s also really good at finding attractive women to take their clothes off. But this time, with Courtney Stodden appearing yesterday in Los Angeles in a lettuce bikini, it’s like they didn’t even try.
There are homeless women that could make me care more about animals than Heidi Montag 2.0 and her husband, Spencer Fatt. In fact, I might just go kill an endangered species just to protest this protest.
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By Travis June 14, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Yesterday, we brought you the incredibly important news that four former Miss USA winners – Shanna Moakler, Susie Castillo, Shandi Finnessey and Alyssa Campanella – took off all of their clothes and covered their breasts for PETA. A braver act we hadn’t seen in some time, that is, until PETA released a video of the four women naked, holding their breasts and suddenly animals seemed less delicious.
I’m not a genius or anything, but I’m pretty sure that if Alyssa Campanella spent her time getting naked for various global causes and charities, we’d be living in utopia by yesterday.
By Lex June 13, 2013 @ 4:28 PM
If these girls truly cared about animals, they’d show us their tits. You’re half in ladies? Fine. I’m skinning a mink alive tonight.
By brendon January 13, 2012 @ 4:38 PM
Olivia Munn was out promoting her new PETA billboard today, though this time without the little bunny in the ad with her. Probably because PETA already killed it and threw it in a dumpster. Do celebrities understand that these people are fucking crazy? These ads don’t even make any sense. I was against fur before, but now I want it on everything, I want nothing but fur, so Olivia Munn will have no choice but to go naked. It’s gonna be a rabbit apocalypse, all because PETA didn’t think their ad through.