Ashley Greene looked absolutely terrific in a bikini yesterday after going paddle boarding in Malibu, and not that it even matters but she was with some dork. I don't know who he is. It might have said his name. I didn't even look, that's how little I care. So if he were to have some sort of unfortunate "accident", obviously I wouldn't know anything about that.
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