those arent Jordan Carvers eyes "Johnny Depp"


If you're making a movie about Johnny Depp, but can only afford Johnny Depps non-union Mexican equivalent (presumably named Juanny Depp), it would be a good idea to have him stand next to a skinny girl with huge tits in a bikini so maybe people won't notice. And so that's what the producers of ‘Who Killed Johnny' did. If she has sex with him I'll fucking die, by the way.

(image source = bauer griffin)

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