Lindsay borrowed this $1750 dress, immediately destroyed it

By brendon February 20, 2013 @ 6:16 PM


If your grandmother were here she would say, “no good deed goes unpunished”, because Lindsay Lohan was all over town last week, desperate to borrow a fancy dress for the amFAR gala, and was only successful when Charlie Sheen arranged for celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch to loan her one. And it was beautiful; a beaded full-length gown from Hollywood favorite Theia worth $1750.

But of course this is a Lindsay Lohan story, so, naturally, within a matter of hours, she was in a bar with a pair of scissors cutting the gown in half.

“She said that the dress had ripped (and) she couldn’t possibly wear it like that — so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress,” a source tells Us Weekly. “But what bouncer has scissors?”

Wouldn’t it be amazing if one day you woke up and read a story where Lindsay Lohan wasn’t a complete cunt? I think my legs would kick out and my hat would pop off my head like in cartoons.

(9) Comments

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    LoK 02/20/2013 18:32

    I thought it had to be destroyed because shes a walking STD petri dish and it got contaminated

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    EDH 02/20/2013 22:52

    I cannot believe she hasn’t done porn yet.

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/21/2013 10:18

    She is starting to look like Fergie.

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    RangerLG 02/21/2013 10:48

    I could still stare at her freckled tits all day. I just wouldn’t go any higher.

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    LoK 02/21/2013 11:29

    or any lower knowing what horrors a coked up Pillow Pants is capable of

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    Burbank 02/21/2013 20:05

    Ick, Machine has banged that rotten…

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    Bono is a cunt 03/04/2013 11:35

    She’s such a dirty tramp. I’d love to fuck her in a laneway behind a fast food joint.

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    Xenock 03/04/2013 18:32

    Every time I see current pics of her.. I think of a damn Gremlin.. As in the little green monsters! Just not the cute and fuzzy ones.

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    perfectpeeps 03/14/2013 22:45

    Lindsay actually looks pretty hot here.. For a train wreck anyway lol

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