Gerard Butler Wants to Have Sex With Ashley Judd

By Lex March 20, 2013 @ 2:48 PM

Gerard Butler wants to have sex with every woman. He’s had sex with every woman. But at the premiere of his movie Olympus Has Fallen last night, he checked Ashley Judd up and down like he was plotting his specific penile point of entry. You and I couldn’t get away with this sexual visual scrubdown of Ashley Judd. But when Gerard Butler does it, it’s a compliment. We’d be slapped, most likely with a lawsuit, if not an actual hand. Gerard Butler was probably slapped with Ashley Judd’s tit in his face about two hours after the premiere was over in a penthouse suite at the Four Seasons. In short, if you’re rich and famous and good looking and have an accent, you can have whatever the fuck you want. It’s a life option to consider.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    RangerLG 03/20/2013 15:07

    Well duh, who doesn’t. I only read the headline and looked for tits. Moving right along.

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    Kanye is an ass 03/20/2013 18:06

    Ashley is smoking hot, every guy wants to fuck her and she’s someone you could bring home to Mom.

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