Lisa Rinna Turning 50 (or 37 on the Plastic Surgery Index)

Has it really been twenty years since Lisa Rinna was on all those shows that I never watched?

You couldn’t tell from looking at her that she’s turning 50 in a couple months. Even those brand new nipples on her brand new breasts are poking out like she’s a high school cheerleader about to lose her maidenhead to the varsity QB. I imagine you do feel spirited when you get new body parts. Not like the Bionic Man who had to painfully learn to condition his bio body to work with his new super-animatronic parts, but more like how you feel after you remove heavy boots and walk around barefoot, like you got brand new Oscar Pistorious feet.

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