Shit Happened Fast for Kate Upton

By Lex March 11, 2013 @ 5:14 PM


You never forget the first time you see an eighteen year old getting paid to be in her underwear. Kate Upton did this lingerie modeling gig as she turned barely legal; not exactly the Hustler version of the concept, but it helped transform this sugar-titty hot blonde from just another cute female Guess model into one of the most yanked-to women in the world just over two years later.

Whether you’re a female model or a male model, you have to blow a lot of dudes to work your way up the magic line. If you can get there in just a year or two, you can save yourself a lot of bad touch memories.


And Kate Upton behind the scenes of her Carl’s Jr. ad:








(9) Comments

  1. gkline 03/11/2013 17:34

    Another post about Upton? This broad is barely above average.

  2. Pottz 03/11/2013 18:10

    Hey, Butterfucks who took over this shit,

    What part of TITS do you not understand?

    Anyone and their phucking grandmother can open a VS catalog and see a chick in her panties and bra…

    YOU ARE SO LOST!!!

  3. Lick-it 03/11/2013 18:27

    I HOPE she’s sucking dick to get employment…….people need to work to their strengths…

  4. Butt Plug 03/11/2013 19:16

    Pottz,

    I thought you were leaving forever.

    On another note, how’s life at the women’s prison.

    Done any good wormings lately?

    Poop

  5. Pugiron 03/11/2013 22:32

    Did Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller, Candice Swanepool, and about a million other better looking models all die? If not, why the fuck do you pay attention to Lovehandles Upton?

  6. RangerLG 03/12/2013 08:30

    As much as I want to wreck Kate, I’ve never tugged to her. My tugging requirements are a little more refined. Firstly, I must have female nudity. After that, there may be some weirdness which I would rather not discuss.

  7. Admiral 03/12/2013 09:22

    She’s pretty as long as she doesn’t smile. But then tits, so no one cares. Her body isn’t even all that shapely – she just has that Marilyn dumb-blond look about her that makes men want to stick it to her.

  8. Maybe_Observer 03/12/2013 16:09

    She looks good enough for me….

  9. sgraf_x 03/12/2013 20:04

    My face…all up in that.

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