Maria Sharapova Grunts Like a Lady (VIDEO)

April 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Girls who play tennis are like girls who play golf, only more muscular and unexpectedly less lesbian. I love to watch the tennis girls grunt and sweat and rally back and forth for ten minutes like one-player Pong at the basic skill level. And I almost forgot about the skirts and the loose fitting tops. Yes, there’s much to love about women’s tennis. If I had lady parts, I’d be playing it right now.

Here’s Maria Sharapova at the just concluded Sony Open. She lost in the finals to the Williams sister with the massive quads and the hairy pits. No, not that one, the other one.

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