I'm not sure what you call it when a retarded chick with massive white dental caps and nubby hair knots starts grinding on an older dude dressed like Beetlejuice, but where I come from, we call it highly watchable. Maxim's may have tied their sinking ship to the flounder face of Miley Cyrus, I just want to see her simulate sex. I'll pretty much watch any woman not heavier than 'needing to lose a few' grind their privates in public display. Everybody is worried about the harmful message Miley might be sending to her young teen female audience that empowerment comes through grinding your honeydew onto some dudes lap. But nobody is considering the half glass full perspective for high school boys everywhere. Twerking is going to be very very good to them.
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