Yesterday’s bullshit denial of Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner splitting up didn’t last to long. The gender bending couple emerged this morning with a confirmation to their benefactor E! Channel that they have decided what their genitals already did years ago, they can’t stand to be around each other any more.
“We are living separately and we are much happier this way. But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.”
The old Soviet Union broke up with more honesty than encapsulated in that statement. At some point, it will get nasty again when money issues start being settled. The price to enter Kris’ demonic vagina is your soul; the cost to exit is even higher. Just ask her last husband. Oh, that’s right, you can’t.