Courtney Stodden Admitted She Doesn’t Read

On today’s episode of Bethenny, two women desperate for attention will pretend like they give a shit what the other has to say, as Bethenny Frankel scored the tell-all interview with Courtney Stodden that nobody wants to hear. In the preview clips for the show, Courtney tells Bethenny that she’s ready to take the next step in her career, which is apparently not porn, because she claims that she recently turned down a $5 million offer to have sex on camera. And she says that the rumors that she’s writing a book aren’t true, because, as she so elegantly told Bethenny, “I don’t read or write.” If you’re even remotely surprised by this statement, then you need to go to your nearest emergency room, because you’re probably in the middle of a stroke.