Fernanda Uesler In A Bikini

January 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

That Brazilian chick with the perfectly groomed bush is back in Miami. I actually can’t see the entire cut of her jib, but I’d like to imagine she has some finely shorn pubic hairs etched into the shape of Bebeto. Along with her perfect smile and hair blowing like a 70’s pinup calendar despite the presence of any wind, Fernanda Uesler is the perfect woman to bring home to my mom. Well, that predatory lesbian Svengali who raised me to go out into the world and find her young female flesh. Cynthia to her friends.

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