Justin Bieber Flees to Panama

By Lex January 27, 2014 @ 4:30 PM

Justin Bieber Mobbed By Fans At The Beach In Panama
Not since Manuel Noriega used to throw chickens out in the pueblocitos has anybody received such uproarious Panamanian welcome as Justin Bieber. Like so many small angry criminals before him, Bieber grabbed his lawless skeez Chantel and fled from Miami to Panama in the dead of the night. Justin and Chantel were seen the next morning parasailing and hanging out with some brews on the beach. For Bieber, Central America provides the perfect balance of lawlessness and lawlessness. The drinking age in Panama is 18. Also, you can kill poor people with your rented Lamborghini for $5 a head. Rumor is that Usher has flown down to Panama for an all-hands intervention with his protege. Though it could also be because of their lax views on pederasty. For a couple hundred bucks, you can live like a Roman Emperor down there.

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(3) Comments

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    Raymond K. Hessel 01/27/2014 18:45

    Justine Beeper

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    MrBrainstorm 01/27/2014 21:13

    Dude ! I think you’re ignorant and your comments about Panama are fu ki ng incorrect. There ares laws in Panama and the pedophilia is against the law down there. I;m from Panama. I usually like your stupid and funny comments but when you just make dumb and ignorant comments about were was born. I have to say something! Check your sources !! and get your story right A hole!

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