Fuck, I was pulling hard for this guy with the 132-pound nut sack. He survived surgery to get his ginormous gonads removed and his junk entirely rebuilt only to fall to diabetes and a heart attack. That's just God trying to tell you he really doesn't like you. When I got to heaven, I'd punch the first person who made the 'you've got some balls...' joke. I hope it's Shirley Temple. This is probably one of those times to realize that life is completely unfair. But it's been far more unfair to Wesley Warren than to you, so shut the fuck up about your irritable bowels.
Wesley Warren Lived Life With Big Balls