I can’t bring myself to get excited over Amber Heard any longer. She was cool when she was she-boning other model girls and coming up looking like a million sweaty bucks. Then she got engaged or consciously coupled or some such shit with Johnny Depp and suddenly she was just another one of the same. That scissor kissing bit is a nice hook. Everybody’s kind of tired of the pudgy drama kids coming out, but when a tall hot blonde announces she digs cooter on cooter, that’s still a big deal. Or it was. Until Amber Heard went and ruined everything.
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