Elon Can’t Keep Mouth Shut; Costing Him $2 Billion

May 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Everyone needs to pull out their book of adult fairy tales and pray that Elon Musk doesn’t become an intellect supremacist. Elon doesn’t give a damn about much outside of making the entire Earth and planets next to it... READ MORE

Johnny In Depp Doo Doo Again

May 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hunter S. Thompson may now also add prophet to his list of achievements as The Rum Diary was loosely based on Johnny Depp’s life.  Drugs, Amber Heard, and jail most likely being in his immediate future. He’s managed to... READ MORE

Fate Of Future Innovation In The Hands Of Amber Heard

January 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Failed relationships have the power to ruin people forever. Amber Heard wrecked Johnny Depp and now she’s after Elon Musk who also just happens to be humanity’s last hope. 

READ MORE

Harry Potter Franchise Defends Depp

December 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

All men are no longer allowed to make mistakes and must be on their P’s and Q’s when it comes to their colleague’s T and A.

READ MORE

Feminists Posing as Potterheads Want Depp Banished

November 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp is poised to have a significant role in the upcoming sequel to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them as feminists posing as Harry Potter fans are insisting he be sacked.

READ MORE

Amber Heard No Longer Bisexual

November 15, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The last thing I want to hear right before I de-pants my date at the end of the day is her disclosing that she’s unsure if she’s really into men or not. Believing that I would up for that... READ MORE

Lily James Smells Great and Shit Around the Web

October 9, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sexy stars in robes, boob tube nudity, and more!

READ MORE

Demi Lovato Accentuates Her Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

September 12, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hot girls smoking weed, Adrienne Bailon on vacation, and more!

READ MORE

Amber Heard Chaz Bono Back On

August 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The thirty-one-year-old Heard is coming off of a complex relationship with the back of Johnny Depp's hand and might find security and stability in the arms of someone who looks like a potato. His billions can't hurt. The Tesla... READ MORE

Amber Heard Loses Another Billionaire

August 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you're a billionaire, there are a billion reasons to break up. There's no limit in relationships when you can buy love and women.

READ MORE