Elon Musk Promising To Purify Water In Flint

July 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Elon Musk is further proving that poor people make for great test subjects. Following in the footsteps of another wealthy white man by the name of Bill Gates, Elon Musk also wants to make water great again for the... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Sued For Punching Man, Just Got Shitty Tattoo, Overall Doing Well

July 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Welcome to the story of Johnny Depp and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Tattoo. I mean day. I mean year. I mean face. Depp is in deep after allegedly punching a location manager, Gregg Brooks, working on Depp’s flick City... READ MORE

All Thai Boys Rescued From Cave

July 10, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The saga that captured the hearts of people across the world and inspired countless fan fiction journal entries from Kevin Spacey has come to a close as twelve boys and their soccer coach have been rescued from the depths... READ MORE

Amber Heard Sends Racist Non-Racist Tweet

July 3, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Unfortunately, people don't care about protest signs unless they rhyme or reference a viral meme, but they do care about a tweet - that while probably meant to be ironic and not racist - has been interpreted as being... READ MORE

Baskin Champion 32 Flavors and Then Some and Crap Around the Web

June 28, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's nearly the end of the week, so celebrate with these sexy links including Sophie Mudd's mams, Scout Willis' amazing ass, and the best nude scenes from Best Picture Winners! READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep. 103: Heather Graham Goes Lesbian

June 26, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week's Mr. Skin Podcast takes a trip to the Isle of Lesbos! READ MORE

Johnny Depp World’s Oldest Emo Kid In Bizarrely Candid Interview

June 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In the words of Depp's favorite artist: "He was a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He wasn't good enough for her." READ MORE

Lauren Hubbard Gives Us a Bone and Crap Around the Web

June 6, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

For your hump day linking pleasure we've got Charotte McKinney's massive mams, Perrie Edwards going topless, and Amber Heard getting nude in a trailer for her new movie! READ MORE

Remember Jesse From MTV? This Is Him Now. Feel Old Yet?

June 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp’s definitely not drug addiction ::wink:: is definitely not catching up to him, and he definitely wasn’t recently spotted looking like he hasn’t had a glass of water in ten years. Depp was leaving a plane with his... READ MORE

Elon Can’t Keep Mouth Shut; Costing Him $2 Billion

May 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Everyone needs to pull out their book of adult fairy tales and pray that Elon Musk doesn’t become an intellect supremacist. Elon doesn’t give a damn about much outside of making the entire Earth and planets next to it... READ MORE