The Other Woman is a movie that I'm dying not to go see. The movie revolves around a woman who finds out that her husband has a mistress and the mistress finds out he has a husband, and instead of them both dumping his ass like a healthy woman would, they seek revenge. They can put Kate Upton out front in a bikini all they want, you can't fool me. This is a movie that's going to make my dick want to apologize to past girlfriends for forgetting about their birthdays and their deadly peanut allergies. I don't need to pay to go to the movies to be lectured, I can just ask the girl I was going to take to the movies to lecture me for free about why I never take her anywhere. Relationships are easy once you've given up.