Kate Upton In a Bikini for The Other Woman

By Lex April 02, 2014 @ 4:04 PM

The Other Woman is a movie that I’m dying not to go see. The movie revolves around a woman who finds out that her husband has a mistress and the mistress finds out he has a husband, and instead of them both dumping his ass like a healthy woman would, they seek revenge. They can put Kate Upton out front in a bikini all they want, you can’t fool me. This is a movie that’s going to make my dick want to apologize to past girlfriends for forgetting about their birthdays and their deadly peanut allergies. I don’t need to pay to go to the movies to be lectured, I can just ask the girl I was going to take to the movies to lecture me for free about why I never take her anywhere. Relationships are easy once you’ve given up.

(5) Comments

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    MacDaddy 04/02/2014 16:24

    ohhh My Delicious Kate! How you turn me from a suave professional gentleman to a bumbling, stuttering spaz when you flash me your cute smile at me in passing. One day, I’ll work up the nerve to ask you out for drinks alone.

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 04/03/2014 01:36

    I work with several girls with tits as big as Kate. They also have tighter stomachs and bigger hips/ass3s. I think she is pretty hot, but I dont get her worldwide fame. There are plenty of hot women with big tits if you spend a few hours at Grand Central in NYC. I imagine there are a lot in every big city. Her face is an 8 at best and she has no curves below the waist. Yes I love her heavy hangers, but she just isnt that great overall. I guess I am crazy.

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    Shastar 04/03/2014 11:44

    Dear God: Please, just one time, let me jizz on Kate Upton’s tits after a round of hardcore sex. I promise, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life (Unless it interfere’s with my sleep schedule.)

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