Kate Upton has a lot of rules. The last one was about how you're not supposed to openly jizz thinking about her big yabbos, just adore them discreetly and pay with direct deposit or something. Girls who look like Kate Upton get to make all the rules. That seems fair enough. We can elect a bunch of self-serving blustery hacks to political office, but it's the girls who have big tits who will always run things. I know you want to believe the human social structure is more complex than the dung beetle's, but it's not. We're all just trying to amass the biggest pile of shit so we can get Kate pregnant, maybe fire one off between her big knockers on the back end to show we're better than beetles.
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