Khloe Kardashian Has A Rapper Boyfriend Too

Khloe Kardashian might be soupy in the intellect, but she knows what wins in the Kardashian family -- dating thuggish black rappers into Versace. She tried following Kim's lead into black athletes only to land the world's biggest coke fiend. Now, she's bagged French Montana who I immediately confused with Laurence Fisburne's porn star daughter, Montana. When you're a big shot rhymer, you're going to earn some enemies, like the guy who shot French in the head ten years ago. Also, his ex-wife who has been using the press to warn Khloe that her baby daddy left her and their son the minute he got famous, wasn't willing to pay child support, and was generally just a giant a-hole. French hardly ever sees his son; he didn't even visit when the four year old was in the hospital:

But opportunistic love triumphs all in Khloe's family. Though the Senior Kardashian Counsel on Making Even More Money has yet to fully vet French Montana as to his reality show and merchandising worthiness.

'The whole family is worried,' a friend of Khloé's tells Life & Style. 'They think she's headed down the same path she did with her ex, Lamar Odom.'
Besides running a rap label called Cocaine City Records, being an absentee parent, and hanging with strippers and drug dealers, what reminds you of Lamar? Khloe may never conceive of an original thought in her life, but she does innately understand that her mom doesn't love her as much as her legitimate born first two daughters. She's got to do something. And something stupid is better than nothing, right? Once O.J. dies and Kris Jenner's horrible secret dies with him, it really might be time to put Khloe down.

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