If I had to choose between the shrill screams of angry jobless journalism majors or a simple sign and a pair of painted tits, I'd choose the latter. But I'm pretty sure the PETA ladies who come up with these topless in public plans don't think their strategies completely through. If a topless woman asks a dude to give up the slaughtered flesh of baby lambs, he'll say yes without hesitation. The minute those tits disappear, he'll be biting into the neck of a llama to fulfill his carnivorous destiny. Now, you bring those bad girls back to the flat, he might just clear out the suckling pig in the fridge. For a good toss in the sack, he'll probably shove those fake meat patties that taste like dirt up his ass and swear off consuming all sentient creatures. Men require a value proposition. This is 2014. You can see ten thousand tits for free on the Internet. PETA, if you truly love animals, you'll tell the girls to dig a little deeper into their vagina pockets during field ops.
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