Tila Tequila Pregnant With Whoreby

April 22, 2014 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Tila Tequila is knocked up with not one but two little womb trolls. The Hitler apologizing bisexual porn star with occasionally flipping on suicidal tendencies announced the startling news on Good Friday, because her having a baby is the reason Jesus died for our sins. No word on who not so immaculately conceived inside of her vagina which more people could pick out of a lineup than Vice President Biden Perhaps he is a ten foot tall reptilian shapeshifter working for the Illuminati or maybe he’s a Neo-Nazi with a fetish for plastic women. Or it was just some random guy she fucked behind the Arby’s by the mall because though she leans lady, sometimes she likes the smell of thinly sliced mostly beef product . She might also be lying. I’m pretty sure she lied about being pregnant with some dead rich woman’s baby before, which only makes sense in her world. She’s been out of the news since her latest sex tape hit the Internet. So, of course the next logical step is to announce a pregnancy. Jumping out of a window for attention gets old after a while.

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